Proud Moments in Fatherhood

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Re: Proud Moments in Fatherhood

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My 8 year old daughter came up with her own song parody. First, let me explain that she is obsessed with zebras. Her room, her clothes etc are all zebra related. Yes, it is annoying, but overall harmless. So naturally, she's not a fan of lions because they eat zebras.

What she did was change the words to Katy Perry's "Roar". She only does the chorus, but that's the only part of the song I can remember. It goes:

Keep your eye out for lions and tigers
Cuz I am a zebra
and you're going to hear me Neigh
Nay-nay-nay-nay Neigh.
Nay-nay-nay-nay Neigh.

I thought it was rather clever.
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Ok, so that 8 year old in my last post just graduated high school and will be majoring in photography at UNLV. My other daughter just finished her architecture degree at UNLV and is going to grad school in Denver.

Bad news...I'm paying tuition for both. Good news...Sometime in the next 2 to 4 years, I get a man cave.
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Haha. We all stopped being proud of our children for like a decade.
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Tom Foolery wrote: Tue Jun 13, 2023 11:48 pm Haha. We all stopped being proud of our children for like a decade.
no, just learned what "busy" REALLY means. remember in the past, like in your 20s, where you thought you were SOOOO busy? HAH, we were dumb.
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