The last ditch effort to ressurect the Fabled TOP TEN list

[Rollo Tomassi]

Top Ten Kings.

10. King Kameyameya
9. Hannibal King
8. The Fisher King
7. King Richard the Lionheart
6. King Edward VII
5. Ben E. King
4. Elvis Presley
3. King Arthur
2. King Kong
1. Jack "The King" Kirby

[Rollo Tomassi]

Top Ten Queens

10. Queen Bee
9. The Queen from Alice in Wonderland
8. Elton John
7. Chess Queen (most powerful piece on the board)
6. Aretha Franklin
5. Alien Queen from Aliens
4. Cleopatra
3. Queen Victoria
2. Freddy Mercury et al.
1. Queen Elizabeth

[Snigtad Flornbi]

TOP TIN FAGS!!!!!!
10 ROLO TOMASSI
9 RAN
8 VYN SANE
5 DIABALLICKER
6 ROLO TOMASI AGGAIN
7 GREMLOCK
4 AUNTROPOV
3 SLICKER OR SHUD I SAY DICKER
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UNLEMATED PUDING
+ THE $1 FAG IS ZAPHOD, HE IS SO GAY HE FUCKIN GIEVES U OTHER GAYS LESONS IN HOW 2 B GAYER

KID HUMAN OR SHOUD I SAY SHIT HUMAN IS NOT ON THE LIST, HE IS SO GAY HE IS NOT A FAG HE IS A LESBEAN!!!!!

[Zaphod]

woah! why the hatred for me? i'm not so gay i coach everyone else. they're far more gay than i am. it was only the once for me. picture it: sicily, 2002, kid rock concert. kid rock yells "get in the pit and try to love someone!" so i did. unfortunately, "someone" turned out to be a security guard named bruno who was not impressed. he tried to kick my ass, but i explained that kid rock told me to do it, so he said, "okay, you're cool." we left the concert, because that dumb hick wannabe rapper only had the one good song and it was over, and went to get some coffee. we hung out and talked about gore vidal novels all night at the denny's. we still keep in touch. when he realized he was gay five years later after he sat through love actually all the way through, he called me up, but i told him that ship had sailed; i had been high on skittles at the time, and it could only have happened the once.

really, discussing gore vidal novels in denny's while a bitchy waitress with oozing sores complained about filling our coffees and probably spit in them once or twice and i'll develop tb sometime from it. it's not like i'm super-gay like michael golden or anything. god damn, i hate that fucker.

top 10 places i'd like to kick michael golden
10 on the moon
9 aboard the hms titanic
8 on the white house lawn
7 in your mom's coochie
6 tahiti
5 the great pyramids of giza
4 toronto
3 the shins
2 the nuts
1 hashima island. seriously, that place is fucking awesome. i'd give my left nut to visit if i hadn't already given it to claire danes.

[Rollo Tomassi]

There's no Denny's in Sicily. I call horseshit on your whole goddamn story.

[Zaphod]

please don't take this personally, rollo, as i say it with the utmost respect, but you are such a fucking dumb fuck that you walk behind fat ladies hoping they'll step in dog shit because you like to giggle at the footprints they'll make. oh, and you haven't mastered the use of a toilet.

the concert was in sicily.

the denny's was in albuquerque. we walked there. duh.

[Double Gs Daddy]

THAT AIN'T TRUE. I MADE IT A PERSONAL GOAL TO EAT AT EACH AN EVRY DENNY'S IN THUR COUNTRY. THARS ONE IN NEEBRASKA. I HED THE GRAND SLAM AND PECAN PIE. THARS ONE IN OHIO. I HED THE MOONS OVER MIHAMMY. AND THARS ONE IN ILLINOISY. I HAD ONION RING BURGERS. BOUT THREE OF EM. AND OPHELIA HAD CHICKEN. AND RIBS. TAINT THAT RIGHT OPHELIA?

[Dell Rusk]

no, theese r the top 10 fags, lol:

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i wint 2 his house the other day + he sayed b down in a minute, i have 2 help my uncale, i went up any way + he was bent over with his uncale FUCKING his butt hole lol!! he sayed it was not gay sense his uncale was fucking butter and he was shoving the buter up his ass butt u can knot fewl me, they were gay sexing all over the place lol!!! i toled amy 2 cum + taek a picture 2 put on facebuck for boaner mazo 2 c, be cause i am not aloud on face book, but his uncle squirted toothpaste out his dick hole all over + i sayed eww, yuck, and his uncle sayed hay boy i got sum 4 u 2 eet, cum hear, butt i ran away i was steal laffing when amy got their butt snigtad was dun + had his close back on + amy did not bleave me.

[Snigtad Flornbi]

TOP TIN THINGS I SAY 2 DELL 'FAGET' RUSK!

1 FUCK U
2 SUCK MY BALZ
3 KISS MY ASS
4 UR MOMA'S A NUN, SHE 2 GOOD 2 FUCK ANY ONE
5 I SAW U SUCK UR DADS DICK
6 GO FUCK URSLF FAGGET
7 U R SO GAY IT MAKES RICHERD SIMMINS THROW UP
8 I SAW A DOG WITH A BROKE LEG, U MUST OF FUCKED IT, GOD DAM, U LUV FUCKING DOGS U SICK SUN OF A BICH I HATE U FAGGET STOP FUCKIN DOGS OR I WIL CALL THE POLICE + THEY WIL PUT UR ASS IN THE DOG PAUND BE CAUSE PEPEL WHO FUCK DGS R SHIT THEY GO TO THE DOGG POUND NOT 2 JEL BE CAUSE JEL IS 4 HOOMANS + ASS HOLES WHO FUCK DOGS R FUCKING FAGGETS NOT PEOPEL LIEK U + ME WE WOOD GO 2 JEL BECUZ WE DO NOT FUCK DOGS LIEK DEL RUSK, GOD DAM THAT'S NASTY, I HERE FUCKING DOGGIES CRYING BECAUSE THEY'RE ASS HURTS, FUCK U DEL, ITS OK TO FUCK CATS BUT NOT DOGS DIDNT U WACH OLD YELLOW U FUCKING HOMO FAGGET COCK SUCKER DICK!!!!!!
9 U LOOK LIEK THAT LADY FROM AREZONIA WHO GOT SHOT IN THE HED BECAUSE SHE WAS A SINNERTOR
10 GOD DAM IT SMELS GAY IN HEAR, LOOK ITS CUZ DEL RUSK WALKED IN

[Dell Rusk]

top 10 things i'd say to snigtad flonrbi:

fuck u
fuck u
fuck u
fuck u
fuck u
fuck u
fuck u
fuck u
fuck u

and an aleventh fuck u 4 good mesure!!!!

u god dam fag!!! lol!!!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

FUCK U TIEMS TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASS WHOLE!!!!!!!!

[Rollo Tomassi]

FUCK U TIEMS TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ASS WHOLE!!!!!!!!

I don't have anything to add. I just thought itd be funny to have two of those back to back.

Oh yeah Top Ten Annoying Commercials on TV right now.

10. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
9. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
8. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
7. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
6. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
5. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
4. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
3. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
2. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming
1. JCPenny commercial with everybody screaming

Congratulations, JCPenny, you make me not want to step foot in your store.

[unlimitedpudding]

Top 10 songs that people with no legs find offensive

10. MC5 - Kick out the Jam
9. Bangles - Walk like an Egyptian
8. Proclaimers - "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
7. Aerosmith - Walk this Way
6. House of Pain - Jump Around
5. Tom Petty - Runnin' Down a Dream
4. Pantera - Walk
3. ZZ Top - Legs
2. Van Halen - Jump
1. The children's classic "Skip to My Lou"

[Tom Foolery]

Top Ten Sitcoms that are so godawful shitty, they make me not only want to yank out my teeth, but find YOU and yank out YOUR teeth as well.

10. The Middle
9. Two and Half Men
8. Will and Grace
7. Frasier
6. Mad About You
5. Too Close For Comfort
4. Dharma and Greg
3. Macolm In The Middle
2. The Nanny
1. Everybody Loves Raymond

[RoIIo Tomassi]

TOP TEN CASTLES.

10. Keisha Castle-Hughes. Actress. Bit part in Star Wars III.

9. Sleeping Beauty's Castle AKA the "Disney" Castle. Probably every kid's introduction to castles as it appears at the beginning of half the movies ever made. Kind of a let down in real life.

8. Frankenstein's Castle. Where the Doctor built his monster.

7. The Rook from chess sets everywhere. And Castling in Chess also.

6. Howl's Moving Castle/Castle in the Sky. Miyazaki is awesome.

5. White Castle. Because of the sliders. And partly because of Harold and Kumar. But mostly the sliders.

4. Rick Castle. There are two kinds of people who think up ways to kill people. Psychopaths and Writers. His kind pays better.

3. Camelot. King Arthur's fortress and home of the Knights of the Round Table.

2. Johnny Castle. Nobody puts Baby in a Corner.

1. Frank Castle. 'Nuff Said.