The last ditch effort to ressurect the Fabled TOP TEN list

[Eternal Padawan]

Top Ten Mickeys.

• 10. Mickey Dolenz
  
  9. Mickey D's
  
  8. Mickey Finn
  
  7. Mickey Rooney
  
  6. Mickey from the song "Oh Mickey your so fine, etc"
  
  5. Mick from Rocky Balboa
  
  4. Mickey Rourke
  
  3. Mickey Spillane
  
  2. Mickey Mantle
  
  1. Mickey Mouse

[Eternal Padawan]

Alternates include 70's country crooner Mickey Gilley, Hugh Grant character Mickey Blue Eyes, and 50's drug baron Mickey Cohen.

[jjreason]

And an honorable mention to 2 Detroit Tigers alumni - Hall of Famer Mickey Cochrane, and Homer hittin' catcher Mickey Tettleton! Damn, Mickey's a fine name.

What about the mickey you slip into your tux when heading to a wedding? No props for it?

[jjreason]

Top 10 positions (for the male):

10) Female Superior, partners facing.

9) Seated, facing each other.

8 ) Missionary.

7) 69, female on top.

6) Missionary with male kneeling to get a better look. Yummy.

5) Male kneeling, female on her side - a half-doggy? Giddy up.

4) Getting blown while kneeling, her lying down.

3) Female superior, but she's facing away - the Backcatcher.

2) From the back, ya'll.

1) Getting blown while seated, her kneeling. Jeheezus.

[Ran]

Top 10 slang terms for "vagina":

10) box

9) twat

8.) pussy

7) cunt

6) beaver

5) snatch

4) the box a penis comes in

3) cum dumpster

2) meat curtains

1) ham wallet

[kidhuman]

You forgot boxed lunch at the Y

[jjreason]

Damn, but snatch has made me laugh out loud for 20 some-odd years, and that trend continued only moments ago. Snatch!!!!!

[Ran]

I forgot bearded clam, too. Hell, maybe we should have a competition to see who can come up with the most slang terms for things like poop, sex, vaginas, etc.

[anarky]

Did you know both Cee-Lo, Goodie Mob, and Gnarls Barkley could be used as slang terms for a vagina?

Food for thought.

[Eternal Padawan]

Top TEN Barneys

• 10. B'arney Stone
  
  9. Jazz great Barney Kessel
  
  8. Smith Barney Financial Investment house
  
  7. Honorable Barney Frank from Massachusettes
  
  6. Barney Bush, the White House Scottish Terrier
  
  5. Barney Gumble, lovable Simpson's drunk
  
  4. Barney Miller, lovable 70's sitcom character
  
  3. Barney Fife...Don Knotts? Hello?
  
  2. Barney Rubble.
  
  1. Barney...you know who I'm talking about.

[Eternal Padawan]

Top Ten Clydes

• 10. Southern Historian Clyde Wilson
  
  9. Clyde Snow - Forensic Anthropologist (on the list only for having a cool sounding job)
  
  8. Clyde Pangborn, Arial Stuntman or "wingwalker"
  
  7. Clyde from XBox 360 game "Cloning Clyde"
  
  6. Clyde Cessna, inventor of the aircraft of the same name
  
  5. Clydesdales...the horses...in the beer commercials
  
  4. Clyde Drexler, NBA
  
  3. Clyde Tombaugh, discoverer of the former planet known as Pluto
  
  2. "Right Turn" Clyde, orangutang and sparring partner of Philo Betto
  
  1. Clyde Barrow (of "Bonnie and" noteriety. Although you should have already known that and if you didn't you are a shmuck.)

[vynsane]

6. Clyde Cessna, inventor of the aircraft of the same name

there's an aircraft named a "clyde"?

[Eternal Padawan]

6. Clyde Cessna, inventor of the aircraft of the same name

there's an aircraft named a "clyde"?

Well, it's pronounced "collide" but yes. There is.

[Ran]

6. Clyde Cessna, inventor of the aircraft of the same name

there's an aircraft named a "clyde"?

Well, it's pronounced "collide" but yes. There is.

Wasn't that model made popular by John Denver and JFK Jr.?

[Eternal Padawan]

There you go. Speaking of John Denver, my dad refused to believe he was stoned/drunk when he crashed. We, his children had to google that shit and break him out of his aura of denial.