The last ditch effort to ressurect the Fabled TOP TEN list

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11. "Till things are better, I'm the Man in Black."
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12. "My name is Prince, and I'm so horny. My name is Prince, the one and only."
"Something inside me....."
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Half way through I was going to put a stipulation in there about the claim not being believable, but that would have eliminated the Humpty Dance, which happens to be the song that generated the idea for the list.
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Top Ten not-so-famous Rev Dr Martin Luther King quotes

10. “What’s 15% of 27.60?”
9. “Where did I set down my coffee mug?”
8. “You’re missing a second ‘r’ in reservior.”
7. “When you get there, ask for Wally. He knows me.”
6. “I tried that ointment you gave me. It didn’t help.”
5. “I’m bored.”
4. “This stew is delicious. I’ll have to get the recipe from you for Coretta.”
3. “It gets bigger.”
2. “No. Left. LEFT! LEFT!”
1. “I have to take a wicked poo.”
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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