The last ditch effort to ressurect the Fabled TOP TEN list

[Rollo Tomassi]

And only a Flornbi can hate the King.

Or Kool-Aid Man.

What about that annoying little prat, Snuggles the fabric softener bear?

[anarky]

I always wanted to see the Snuggle bear in some semi-pornographic commercial where he's pimpin' hos.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Complete with a hat, a cane, and some big ol' Elton John shades. Talking in a Barry White voice..."Mmmmm...damn."

[Double_G]

And only a Flornbi can hate the King.

I don't hate him. I fear him. In order to face your fears, you have to walk up to them and kick them in the nads.

Also, he touched my sister.

[anarky]

If I had a sister and The King touched her, I would be the proudest man on the planet.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Notice he's more upset about the King touching his sister, than he is about the fact that the King "pig-blapped" him in the face. Which he kinda enjoyed.

[Double_G]

This is a real gem:

http://www.sydlexia.com/weirdahnoldmoments.htm

The Top 10 Weirdest Moments in Arnold Schwarzenegger's Movies

[mabudong]

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MABUDONG dedicates this list to The Grip and The Grin.

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Top Ten Signs Your Mom Is a Cougar

1. Candy dish on coffee table used to be filled with mints – now filled with mint-flavored condoms.
2. She got a tramp stamp with a fraternity's Greek letters on it.
3. Her “soccer mom” SUV has blackout drapes and vibrating seats.
4. You're always finding men's sweatshirts around the house with college logos on them.
5. She’s on Facebook. And MySpace. With bikini photos .
6. Her ringtone is that “Mrs. Robinson” song.
7. When you eat out, she tips by sticking ones into the waiter’s pants.
8. Traded mahjong night for two-dollar-margarita night.
9. She’s on a first name basis with the video store clerks.
10. Her IM screename is classycougar4u.

[The Grin]

Thanks. I guess. #9 didn't make much sense.

[anarky]

Top Ten Things that MIGHT Make the GIJoe Movie Not Suck:

10. Duke killed in action. Scarlett and Hawk cry while saying, in poorly dubbed voices, "He's going to be okay!"
9. Rumors of William Levitt playing Cobra Commander are inaccurate. He's actually the Commander's son, Billy.
8. Opening is live action remake of the "attack on the Statue of Liberty" opening from the animated movie, complete with cameos by all characters, regardless of whether they appear in the movie itself.
7. Stephen King cameos as Crystal Ball.
6. In a crossover with the Transformers films, GIJoe mistakenly blows up Bumblebee and rebuilds him as Gold Bug.
5. Larry Hama's cameo is just him looking into the camera and saying, "What the fuck is this shit?"
4. "Pork chop sammiches!!"
3. Scarlett gets into a fight with Baroness... and their clothes rip, and they wind up making out.
2. PSA following the end credits
1. "Mister Body Massage Machine go! Body massage!"

[Diabolical]

9. Rumors of William Levitt playing Cobra Commander are inaccurate. He's actually the Commander's son, Billy.

I think you mean Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
William? Where'd you get that name? That shit ain't even close.

[anarky]

Sorry. I usually only refer to him as "the kid from Third Rock." Maybe I had "Billy" on the mind.

[anarky]

Top 10 Groups on Facebook You Can Join to Scare Your Friends

10) We need 1,000,000 Facebook members to sign a petition to get Hillary Clinton to pose for Playboy!
9) Semen sample of the month club
Save water! Drink your own urine!
7) I would like to kill someone else because one just doesn't get you a good rep in prison
6) "[Your name here] just became a fan of Joe the Plumber."
5) Jerry Springer for President!!
4) Rob Liefeld for President!!
3) Four-legged friends make better lovers
2) Why does it hurt when I pee?
1) I'm a pedophile, not a child molester! People need to learn the difference!!

[unlimitedpudding]

Top 10 songs that would be covered if I ruled the world.

10. Pantera - "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock
9. Bob Dylan - any random Def Leppard song
8. Johnny Cash - Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'"
7. Motorhead - "Another One Bites The Dust"
6. Parliment Funkadelic - Kenny Loggins "Footloose"
5. Isaac Hayes - "Power of Love" by Huey Lewis
4. Metallica - "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gainer because I just want to hear James saying "I will survive, hey hey-yah"
3. Eric Cartman from South Park - John Melloncamp's "Authority"
2. Neil Diamond - 80s GI Joe TV theme
1. The Oompa Loompas from the original Willy Wonka movie - the 80s Transformers cartoon theme.

[unlimitedpudding]

Top 10 people that may be robots or aliens.

10. Dick Clark - Robot
9. Dolly Parton - Robot - Apperance has not changed since the 70s.
8. Marie Osmond - Robot - See Dolly Parton
7. Donald Rumsfeld - Alien - possibly from the planet of Lizard people
6. Weird Al - Alien
5. Chuck Norris - Alien - a midget Wookie that shaves.
4. Keith Richards - Robot - powered by alchol and burning dried leaves
3. Dick Cheney - Alien - See Rumsfeld
2. Michael Jackson - Alien - Shapeshifter
1. Tom Brokaw - Robot - The original Newsbot