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okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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greatest junk email topics of all time...

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hot a slut and ready for youA

Farting instead of cuddling afterwards.... no...

Girrlss Gone Wild Doggystyle mxplvudk

Extremely Extreme Dicksucking Gallery



i just got all of these today... i love the "mxplvudk" - like, what is this, an email from superman's enemy from the 5th dimension??? and i bet half of you guys get that reference...
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Does throwing on a bunch of random characters fool some firewalls or something?

I love the ones listed as "URGENT ASSISTANTS!" or the like, which are something like this (an actual e-mail I received a few days ago):

Subject: A CRY FOR HELP


FROM JENETH YEREMAKA

(Johannesburg)
South Africa
A CRY FOR HELP
Dear sincered one,

URGENTY ASSISTANCE

I know this proposal letter may come to you as a surprise considering the
fact that we have not had any formal acquaintance before .but all the same I
would want you for the sake of God to give this an immediateattention in
view of the fact that the security of my live and possession is at stake .
Introducing myself, I am Miss JENETH YEREMAKA, 24 years of age,black in
colour,5ft tall, the only daughter of the late Mr and Mrs RICHARD YEREMAKA,
my father was a Gold and cocoa merchant based in Accra,Ghana and Abidjan and
(jnb) south africa , he was poisoned to death by his business associates on
one of their business trips. Before the death of my father on 29th June 2002
in a private hospital here in south africa. he secretly called me on his
bedside and told me that he has a (treasure box) worth sum of USD$12.5M
(Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S), deposited in a financial
security and trust company in (johannesburg), that he used my name as his
only daughter for the next of kin in depositing the fund.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was
poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a foreign
partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use
it for investment purpose such as expansion of his existing cocoa business
and real estate management here on how best to transfer this money to
overseas please.
I am humbly seeking your assistance in the following ways :

1- To assist me in providing an account of yours where this fund can quietly
be transferred into.
2- To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my
education ,live and have a peace life with you.
I will explain more to you if you show me your concern and geniue williness
to assist me lift my bulk of money to your country, and it will be of much
benefit to us if you agree to marry me because I want to make use of the
money by opening an investment with whom I will call my husband, the amount
of the money will be enough for us for our living and future plans ahead.
All I'm saying is that I want to come over to your country to spend my life
time with you as my husband and my only one and no one to call my family
now. I will send to you my picture photo ,.I will detail you more if I hear
from you. May Almighty God be with you as you understand. thanks for paying
an attention to my mail, upon your responce I will tell you more. I am
seriously seeking for a man to call my husband, A sincerely mariage.

Thank you once again and bye.

yours Sincerely

JENETH YEREMAKA

NOTE :PLEASE YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER IS NEEDED FOR EASY COMMUNICATION
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I got one that said "Hot Latino Bitches" one time and ever since me and my friend go around saying it in a thick latino accent "Hot Lateeno Beeches"
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women that know how 2 ride it

Slurppppp45pp :-)

Asian girls need it every night (only asian girls...)

anah They blow the horses!

owugo tina gets busy with a horse pecker (man, what's up with these horses getting more action than me???)

I just can't seam to keep my clothes on (me neither!!! i should open this one!!!)
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Staggeringly Hard Creampie Gallery

aumpasg watch lisa fist herself
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Watch Kit Fisto himself?
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FW: strech mark cream (finally, that cream...)

Three steps away from free lifetime porn (hmmmm... that's a couple more steps than i usually like...)

Consolidate All Your Bills from Marv Michael (sorry, i don't get any bills from marv michael...)

Edwin Want to get married? sm (yes, edwin want to get married... sm...)

Hey all we say is su*kke me b1ttchh3 wos wede... (oh, is that all we say? how the fuck do you say that???)

ba tara blows the family cow (man, now COWS are getting more action than me!!!)

Hi I'm Olde and Fatt but I still Get S3x33 Yo... (what is "get S3x33" and with the "e" at the end of Olde, that definitely IS old!!!)

Grow your private parts without drug... (now why would i want to do it WITHOUT drug...)
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Rip apart her walls with your massive tool
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"All the hot available girls in your town are HERE!!!!!!!!!!"
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CC: slahhttz sawke r coquez then we decorate ... (i don't even know what the hell this means... but at least we decorate...)

death will come. Get a life policy jhck (wow... an email omen...)

Cute Freshmen Girls Giant Piggies (???????)

RE: FWD: Give her Texas Size Love :80330831 (i had no idea i fowarded this one...)

on annie swallows 5 fingers in her cooch (wow...)
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Similar to one posted but it is about the 4 year old with cancer of the body. You know the one that for every time youfoward it Bill Gates will give you a nickle. Stupid chain letters. I hate those things. What a crock of shit, and even better the people that foward them to you. I will give them a nickle if they dont foward that shit to me.

Or about the missing kid. He has been missing since 1982 and here is a picture of what he looked like then. And that helps me how? He is a baby in the picture and now he is an adult. If I happen to see a bonnet wearing bitch walking the street that looks in his mid twenties I willlet you know.
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RE: every slah't lovz a byg caw'ke in her kun... (what... the ... hell???)

Shy Cheerleaders with Humungous Shirt Puppies (shirt puppies... now THAT'S funny!)

Please dont pay Too Much for your Mortgage (well, since you said PLEASE...)

Earn a Criminal Justice Degree Online! (uh... i never want to find out my attourney did this...)
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<font color="green">Move The Debt Pile (and where shall I move it too, under the carpet??)

Underwear only required (gee, that's what it says on my door)

Natural Breast Enhancement.. Guaranteed Results (WOW!! I have soooo been looking for that!!)

Exclusive to you smut freaks, from amanda (I am not a Smut!!)

What are you waiting for? ocgaxtisivqv (maybe to figure out what the hell that last part is???)

Original SWAT Dual Jet Torch for under 10 (Under 10 what!?!? And why did the SWAT give it up??? If they don't want it, I don't either!!)

pictures of my first gangbang (next it will be "pictures of my first drive-by")

Like Screen Savers?? Free at that! (Hoked on foniks worced fer mee!)

Imagine your life without debt. (God I'd love to!!!!)

Toss out your tweezers! (Whoopiee!! I can toss them out . . . . why???)

watch me drink cum (Ummm . . . . how about NO!!)

Never wax again! (Good, cause I hate waxing!!)

Jump On It--Kangaroo Jack Now On PPV (9569338) (Anyone else bothered by that one??)

girls going wild with the animals on the animal farm (here we go again)

Hippy9636, see king dongs attacking qGJf7JmJjgTTjmqbtBnrpDCpVF85dVKF (WHAT!?!?!?! Why would I want to see King Dongs attacking???)

From Tail Wagging Offers News Letter - Sexy, Fun & Single? (I thought that was a pet place!?!?!?)

black cocks fucking white sluts and ebony goddesses riding white guys (WOW! That's a whole lot going on there!!)

Get the Best Books By & For African-Americans (9569338) (Where the hell did this come from . . someone needs their eyes checked!!)

youve heard about the animal farm video, now see the internet site (Umm . . I have . . oh wait, that was in the other email)

<How do you do concupiscent Hippy!> photos@szQK7cRJWpP (Umm depends, what the hell is concupiscent???)

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Lifetime free membership for hot moms (good thing i'm a hot mom!)

Teen Teenagers with Double-D Nipple Mounds (WOW! teen teenagers? TEEN TEENAGERS??? count me in!)

l Re: you're the cutest (i get that a lot... no i don't...)

gneva Still up for tuesday? (yes, gneva still up for tuesday. gneva also up for thursday...)

Untouched-Cherries losing their madienhood Pi... (madienhood?)
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have the big one you always wanted2 (which ones??? there are a lot of big ones i wanted...)

guess the size of my melons game ddxzdrpd (uh, 12 parsecs?)
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