How not to get women to sleep with you

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Postby kidhuman » Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:06 pm

Rogue II wrote:How not to get women to sleep with you--

Tell them your name is Snigtad Flornbi.



How true. I think Sniglet fucked Boner Mazo into a coma though
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Postby Ran » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:36 pm

I hope he fucks himself into a coma.

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Postby anarky » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:58 pm

I'd rather not think about that.
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Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:03 pm

whatsthat u say ur mom is in a coma, funny when i fcucked her she was in her pariod!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:17 pm

Singtad, you have brain damage and can't remember things straight. That was YOUR mom in the coma. You fucked her. Then your dad came in while you were fucking your comatose mom and fucked your ass so much it bled. So when you looked down and saw blood down there, it wasn't her period, it was the lining of your rectum pooling on the floor. Then your dad hit you in the back of the head with a wrench and had the entire local teamsters union come over and fuck your unconcious mouth for a week straight.

That's probably why you have a speech impediment. 90 big union cocks in your mouth for a week straight will do some damage. Douche.
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Postby kidhuman » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:26 pm

That was a great testimony EP, truly amazing that you hit the nail on the head.
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Postby Negative Boy » Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:40 pm

Look at kidhuman and Eternal Padawang giving each other backrubs. Why don't you skip the dinner and movie and just start sucking each other's dicks? Ha ha. Assholes.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!

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Postby anarky » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:10 pm

Here's the best way to not get women:

Use a negative of a picture of Spidey as your avatar and tell people how stupid they are.
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Postby Slimmie » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:00 pm

How not to get women to sleep with you--

Show them your collection of action figures and/or comic books.




(Sigh)........that was just too damn easy.
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Postby Eternal Padawan » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:36 pm

Slimmie wrote:How not to get women to sleep with you--

Show them your collection of action figures and/or comic books.




(Sigh)........that was just too damn easy.




Well, I've shown women my comics/toys and had GREAT sex with them.














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Postby Perpantor » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:41 pm

WEAR ANYTHING BUT PURPLE.

ANY WOMAN WHO WILL SLEEP WITH A MAN WHO IS NOT CLAD IN THE ROYAL PURPLE IS NOT WORTH THE EFFORT, AND SHOULD BE GROUND UNDER YOUR HEEL!

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Postby Antropov » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:24 pm

This was posted on collegehumor.com this afternoon. I'm pretty sure this is your best bet for not getting laid.Image
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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:20 pm

Tell a woman "Any sex we have is gonna be sodomy. Because you're an asshole."
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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you

Postby Antropov » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:30 pm

Don't forget: "No" means "maybe" and "maybe" means "anal".
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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:44 pm

Antropov wrote:Don't forget: "No" means "maybe" and "maybe" means "anal".

Just stick it in there. It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
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