How not to get women to sleep with you

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Too much information.

Bad mental image.

Brain shutting down.
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kIDHUMAN LEARNED THAT TRICK FROM ME. hE STILL FALLS FOR IT. i SUSPECT HE WANTS TO.

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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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Post by SweetRain »

Boys, boys, boys.........

Are we calling it "hygiene" now?
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Shit, if I'd a known it was gonna be that kind of party......

:ducks: :mabs:
Vince, NO!!!!!

I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

Ewww, shit human and sweat rain did it, u r nastey nastey FAGS!!!!!! Grose I hoep u burn in HEL!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Ewww, shit human and sweat rain did it, u r nastey nastey FAGS!!!!!! Grose I hoep u burn in HEL!!!
I thought we already went over this in some other thread...let's break it down,huh?


SweetRain= WOMAN

Kidhuman = MAN

This equation does not add up to any sort of homosexual behavior.

And for the love of God man...use spellcheck!!!
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Post by anarky »

SweetRain wrote: SweetRain= WOMAN

Kidhuman = MAN

This equation does not add up to any sort of homosexual behavior.
Quote of the day material there, that is.

I think you may have an easier time dealing with Snigtad if you keep in mind that, as a very young child, Snigtad was buggered by his Uncle Rodger a few too many times, and it scrambled his little pea-brain.
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Post by vynsane »

SweetRain wrote: Kidhuman = MAN
that's open for debate... :flush:
Life is short. STUNT IT!
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And you wasted time putting up the smilies. See how they come in handy Vyncent?
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Tell them you're an overpaid announcer who is a washed up football player. Works for me.
He got hit by a truck out there
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Post by SweetRain »

vynsane wrote:
SweetRain wrote: Kidhuman = MAN
that's open for debate... :flush:
Nope..no debate there...I'm quite sure thank you. :foshizzle:
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Remember what I said about TMI?

Yeah, that applies here, too.
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Post by anarky »

Back to the thread topic....

Don't waste your time going up to women and saying, "Hey, I just ate asparagus. You've got to smell my pee!"

I've tried that exactly 124 times. You know how often it worked? Once. Just once.
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Post by Snigtad Flornbi »

SweetRain wrote:
Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Ewww, shit human and sweat rain did it, u r nastey nastey FAGS!!!!!! Grose I hoep u burn in HEL!!!
I thought we already went over this in some other thread...let's break it down,huh?


SweetRain= WOMAN

Kidhuman = MAN

This equation does not add up to any sort of homosexual behavior.

And for the love of God man...use spellcheck!!!
BUL SHIIT!!!!!!!!!!!

As if girls wood post her with all these faggbaggs to scair them away!!!!!!

U r really a fagget + u know it, u dont wont ur mom too no u're slepeing with a MAN!!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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How not to get women to sleep with you--

Tell them your name is Snigtad Flornbi.
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