How not to get women to sleep with you
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How not to get women to sleep with you
Partially inspired by a bit I saw on "Whose line is it anyway" and partially from a conversation I had with some girls I work with about bad pick-up lines.
#1) Walk into the bedroom with your junk in your hand singing "It's slinky! It's slinky! A fun and wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl and a boy."
#1) Walk into the bedroom with your junk in your hand singing "It's slinky! It's slinky! A fun and wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl and a boy."
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Walk up to a strange woman (the more sophisticated, the better) while wearing a battered cowboy hat. Get as close as you can, look her straight in the face with one eye closed, and say (in your best Sling Blade voice), "Yup. I gots me a hankerin' fer some sex."
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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I haet u stupid Franch peaple so suht the fuck up gay wad.Seamus O'Doyle wrote: Begorrah! Sure'n I tried yuir idea on a wee bonnie lass down at the' pub and she doused me wit' her Guiness. But then I tried it on 'er sister and I was stuffin' her cinnamin ring for the rest o' the night. Dirty, dirty sluts they is.
i do not haev problams getting woman liek u fags do.
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:I haet u stupid Franch peaple so suht the fuck up gay wad.Seamus O'Doyle wrote: Begorrah! Sure'n I tried yuir idea on a wee bonnie lass down at the' pub and she doused me wit' her Guiness. But then I tried it on 'er sister and I was stuffin' her cinnamin ring for the rest o' the night. Dirty, dirty sluts they is.
i do not haev problams getting woman liek u fags do.
Begorrah! But yiur a filthy, little sailor ain't ye? With yiur filthy, dirty filth mouth. Oi've 'alf a mind to wash out yiur mouth with bleach. Filthy little bugger. Sure'n ye can go fook yiurself.
"Sure'n'll buy ye a pint."
Fuck you. K, thx.Snigtad Flornbi wrote:I haet u stupid Franch peaple so suht the fuck up gay wad.Seamus O'Doyle wrote: Begorrah! Sure'n I tried yuir idea on a wee bonnie lass down at the' pub and she doused me wit' her Guiness. But then I tried it on 'er sister and I was stuffin' her cinnamin ring for the rest o' the night. Dirty, dirty sluts they is.
i do not haev problams getting woman liek u fags do.
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kidhuman wrote:Get a huge hard on and put toothpaste on it and then ask her if she wants to brush her teeth with it.
Oi get Mrs. Funtime t' fall fer this one all the time. Until she told me she knew it weren't a toothbrush and just liked me lollipop. Saints preserve us, but shes a dirty wench what likes it the face!
"Sure'n'll buy ye a pint."
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Rogue II wrote:Verified. I tried this last night, and it didn't work.kidhuman wrote:Get a huge hard on and put toothpaste on it and then ask her if she wants to brush her teeth with it.
Sure'n ye need to be using the Crest wit' the sparkles innit. It confuses the dirty jezebel what takes yuir johnson in her filthy whorish mouth in the first place. Dirty sluts!
"Sure'n'll buy ye a pint."
SweetRain wrote:Are you absolutely sure this wouldn't work?kidhuman wrote:Get a huge hard on and put toothpaste on it and then ask her if she wants to brush her teeth with it.
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