And if you can stay in for 8 seconds of unannounced anal, it's called Rodeo.Rollo Tomassi wrote:Just stick it in there. It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.Antropov wrote:Don't forget: "No" means "maybe" and "maybe" means "anal".
How not to get women to sleep with you
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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you
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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you
Is that 8 seconds before you blow your load, or 8 before she bucks you off?
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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you
Bucking off. If you can blow a load in 8 seconds, that is an entirely different problem.
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I was asking because JJReason asked me to ask.
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"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
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"Damn, you've got an overbite. Or maybe it's an underchin. Either way, damn. You must've got teased horribly as a child. Anyway, wanna fuck?"
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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you
This one works on French girls. And American girls who don't speak French, but like the sound of it.
Canadian girls, however, will slap you.
"Je veux vous baiser dans votre adorable petit trou du cul."
Canadian girls, however, will slap you.
"Je veux vous baiser dans votre adorable petit trou du cul."
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”