How not to get women to sleep with you

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Re: How not to get women to sleep with you

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Rollo Tomassi wrote:
Antropov wrote:Don't forget: "No" means "maybe" and "maybe" means "anal".
Just stick it in there. It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
And if you can stay in for 8 seconds of unannounced anal, it's called Rodeo.
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Is that 8 seconds before you blow your load, or 8 before she bucks you off?
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Bucking off. If you can blow a load in 8 seconds, that is an entirely different problem.
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I was asking because JJReason asked me to ask.
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All the inappropriate lines you'll ever need.

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"Damn, you've got an overbite. Or maybe it's an underchin. Either way, damn. You must've got teased horribly as a child. Anyway, wanna fuck?"
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
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This one works on French girls. And American girls who don't speak French, but like the sound of it.
Canadian girls, however, will slap you.

"Je veux vous baiser dans votre adorable petit trou du cul."
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

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