SPAM THIS!

[vynsane]

for crimes in being able to exhibit common sense and decency in fulfilling a transaction of goods for money through the internet, i hereby sentence your email address to harassment by spam bots.

bjh24@optonline.net

[mabudon]

that probably should be "unable" there, Chief

[anarky]

Not necessarily, because the crime would be in the category of ableness, thus making his disableness a crime against ableness.

Batman. I just threw that in to make it sound more exciting.

[vynsane]

HAHA... oh, grammar...

i didn't change that, but i did change 'the harassment' simply to 'harassment' since it made me sound as if i were from india.

[Bizarro The Grin]

hARASSMENT? tHAT'S NOT WHAT HE CALLED IT WHEN i PLOWED HIM FROM BEHIND WHILE WEARING SKATES. fUNNY STORY. i WAS JUST GOING TO FUCK HIM, BUT HE SAID, "oOH, bIZARRO tHE gRIN, THERE'S A SKI SLOPE BEHIND MY HOUSE. wOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF i BENT OVER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND YOU SWOOPED DOWN ON SKIIS WEARING NOTHING ELSE BUT YOUR BONER, AND YOU PLOWED INTO MY ASS AT ABOUT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR! tOO BAD i DIDN'T THINK OF THIS WHEN THERE WAS SNOW ON THE MOUNTAIN." sO, NOT WANTING TO DISAPPOINT HIM, i STRAPPED ON SOME SKATES INSTEAD, AND, JUST TO MAKE SURE i'D HAVE SUFFICIENT VELOCITY, i POPPED SOME m-80S ON THE SKATES. aND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN i WENT. i THINK i ACTUALLY ACHIEVED LUDICROUS SPEED AND EVERYTHING WENT PLAID. mY BIG, BLACK DICK STUCK RIGHT IN HIS ASS AT WHATEVER SPEED I'D GOTTEN UP TO, AND HE FLEW FORWARD ABOUT THIRTY FEET, CLENCHING HIS ASS MUSCLES ONTO MY DICK AND NEVER LETTING GO. tHE FORCE OF THE IMPACT ACTUALLY COMPRESSED HIS TORSO SO THAT HE NOW LOOKS DISPROPORTIONATELY WIDE.

iT WAS THE BEST FUCK OF HIS LIFE, HE TOLD ME. hE'S GOING TO MEET ME TOMORROW ON A HIGHER SLOPE, AND BRING HIS DAD IN ON THE FUN, SO WE CAN HAVE A THREE-WAY HYPERSPACE SKI SLOPE BUTTFUCK.