Congratulation Dell

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:35 pm

Me Grimlock be first to congratulate fleshling Dell Rusk on promotion!

Now members of Moderator Terror Squad begin time-honored secret tradition to induct new moderator. Short green fleshling will start off.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:43 pm

This is not good.....

Hey Richards: Do you have a machine to zap retards suffering from accute Flornbitis?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:57 am

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.?

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:40 am

God damn, makes me want to shit myself.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:38 am

Since Yoda not pay attention, me Grimlock don sacred Bacon Helmet of Michael Flatley, Lord of Dance, injest the mystical pig terd containing the faded Jar Jar figure, and begin time-honored traditional chant:

One, two, three and to the four
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Gonna eat me lots of sweet potatoes
'Cause we're gonna make Dell Rusk a moderator
Givin' him the power to block the spammers
Especially those who come from Alabama. . . .

Cobra Commander · Post by **Cobra Commander** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:21 am

Tho it pains me to recite the ssssssilly phrases, it IS for a good cause, and ssssssssso, making sure my pants are in the "off" position and placing my hand upon the fabled Nads of the Newhongor I do sssolemnly ssssstate....

Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
Gonna make you sssstay up late,
A good mods work is never done,
Keeping folkssssss from having fun,
Take thisss job and do it well,
And hatsss off to our new mod Dell

SSSSsssssssss......

Yoda · Post by **Yoda** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:38 pm

Congratulations Dell, a member of the council you are hmmmmmmmmm??

better than skywalker
a master you shall be
as I cut off your braid
while on your knee
keep tidings and dont screw up
or the MTS will be back to fuck you up

The Cow · Post by **The Cow** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:33 pm

MOOOOOOOOO!!

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:46 pm

Now that Dell is a mod, does this mean this is now a gay porn site?

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:26 pm

Diabolical wrote:Now that Dell is a mod, does this mean this is now a gay porn site?

GOD I HOPE SO!!!!!!!

Er . . . uh . . . I totally just banged a chick.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:40 pm

Dell, a moderator . . . 'tis a sad day indeed.

DR. DOOM! · Post by **DR. DOOM!** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:42 pm

AND LO, WITH THIS FINAL STANZA, I BEQUEATH UNTO YOU THE TITLE OF "INTERIM MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD MEMBER"!

a-moderatin' we will go,
edit posts to-and-fro,
to viagra spammers, we say "woah!"
to online casinos, we say "no!"
to pornography scammers we say "thanks!"
and surround our enemies with our tanks,
on unsuspecting forumites, we play pranks,
and cook those ballpark franks!

AND COOK THOSE BALLPARK FRANKS!

GREEN HULK · Post by **GREEN HULK** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:18 am

RAHHH!!!! PUNY RUSK MAY BE IN-TER-IM MOD, BUT HULK CAN STILL SMASH IF THINGS GO TO HELL IN HAND CART WHEN HULK ON CRUISE!!!!!

Amy · Post by **Amy** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:22 pm

Hooray lol

I am so, glad that dell rusk is a new moderator for a little while haha

HE WILL, PUNISH ALL THE ASS HOLES ON THIS SITE LOL!!!

nerbler · Post by **nerbler** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:23 pm

thathys funnuy amy I was just tal,mking to Roebin who is dell asbd he was asyingt hew wanst to punich YOUR ASSHOLE LOLOLOLOL

I didojnt not SAY THAT HE DID LOLOLOLOL