jOKES

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:48 am

Slicker wrote:I'm surprised she's still breathing after guzzling all of that cum too.

tHAT WAS THE PROBLEM WITH HER FATHER, TOO. iT WAS EMBARASSING CHECKING HIM INTO THE HOSPITAL. wHEN THE DOCTOR ASKED WHAT HE WAS CHOKING ON, i HAD TO LIE. i COULDN'T TELL HIM THAT aMY'S DAD HAD MY BIG BLACK DICK NINE INCHES DOWN HIS THROAT.

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:48 am

I'm not much of a comedian, but sometimes I used to hide Palpatine's cane. A couple of his dignitaries and officers died because of it.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:37 am

Dell is a mod, theres a fuckin joke for ya. Pansy ass illiterate faggit Dell is a mod

it is kewl but i wish he became gay liek me i would liek 2 have gay sex with some 1 like dell but he is 2 strate 4 me.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:35 pm

q: hOW IS cAPTAINsOLO1138'S FATHER LIKE A BOWL OF hONEY bUNCHES OF oATS?

a: tHEY'RE BOTH A MOUTHFUL OF JOY.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:05 pm

I told you mom that I wanted to titty fuck her. She asked how that would make her feel good. So I told her I'd quit punching her in the face when I was about to cum.

What did Cinderalla say when she got to the ball?

"mmmmmmph!"

phillip wise · Post by **phillip wise** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:50 pm

The joke was on all the other Star Wars forums because they cant vote unless they sign up for my site.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:43 am

You're the fuckin joke Phillip, you and your Pice of Carp website. I hope you burn in hell.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:11 pm

GOD DAM IT SMELLS GAY IN HEAR!!

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:43 am

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:GOD DAM IT SMELLS GAY IN HEAR!!

pOR FAVOR, QUIT FARTING, TAKE UN BATH, Y YOU NO HAVE TO SMELL IT. iT WORKS FOR TU PAPA Y ME. dIOS mIO! tHERE ES SO MUCHO JIZZ EN YOU ES MAKING YOUR TEXT BLANCO.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:23 pm

i JUST FLEW IN FROM tOLEDO, AND BOY IS YOUR FATHER'S ASSHOLE TIRED.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:00 pm

HEARS A GOODE 1!!!

WHAT IS JOHN MAIDEN???

GAY!!!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:26 pm

So... not only does this "Bizarro The Grin" look like the Joker, but he also begins a thread called "Jokes," and his jokes are... not funny. Robin, I advise taking the Bat-Copter and stepping up surveillance of the... Gotham National Bank. Bizarro The Grin is certain to attempt to... make an unauthorized withdrawal at any moment, and then we'll have him on a charge that will stick.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:43 pm

hEY, DELL!

wANT TO KNOW WHAT SMELLS REALLY GODDAMNED GAY?

a: yOUR DADDY'S ASSHOLE!

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:35 pm

SUK MU BALLZ HOMO!!!!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:33 pm

Confucius wrote:Man who walks through metal detector at airport security sideways is going to Bangkok.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Ice Cream Soda

Ice Cream Soda who?

Ice Cream Soda loud last night when I was doing your mother, it woke up the neighbors.