jOKES
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- Bizarro The Grin
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q: wHO'S THE ONLY FORUMITE HERE TO LOVE EATING MEAT MORE THAN bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i?
a: bIZARRO mABUDON.
gET IT? sINCE mABUDON IS A VEGETARIAN, AND bIZARRO mABUDON WOULD BE HIS OPPO--
oH, FUCK IT. yOU'RE TOO STUPID TO GET DRY, SUBTLE HUMOR. iF YOU NEED ME, i'LL BE FUCKING YOUR DAD.
a: bIZARRO mABUDON.
gET IT? sINCE mABUDON IS A VEGETARIAN, AND bIZARRO mABUDON WOULD BE HIS OPPO--
oH, FUCK IT. yOU'RE TOO STUPID TO GET DRY, SUBTLE HUMOR. iF YOU NEED ME, i'LL BE FUCKING YOUR DAD.
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
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One time, Bizarro The Grin joined a tribe of cannibals. He and his partner caught their first missionary and cooked him up. The partner told Bizarro The Grin, "You start eating at the feet, and I'll start eating at his head." After a few minutes, the cannibal asks Bizarro The Grin, "What do you think?" Bizarro The Grin replies, "I'm having a ball." The cannibal says, "Slow down, you're eating too fast.
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Q: What did Zero say when the Grip pulled it out and blew a load on his face?
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Goddamn you, you little Battlestar Galactica reject.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To fucking peck Twiki's gay as robot eyes out and then chicken shit on his dead robot carcass.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To fucking peck Twiki's gay as robot eyes out and then chicken shit on his dead robot carcass.
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- The Grin
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Many years ago, at a party in England, Dolly Parton got up on a table and showed her tits. The crowd cheered. Not to be out done, Princess Diana got up on the table and douched herself. She yelled "I WIN!" as the crowd screamed in horror. Dolly Parton asks "How did you win, darlin'?" "Because a royal flush beats two of a kind!"
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How true!
Especially since the dick of a lead singer disgraced Lord Stanley by setting it down UPSIDE DOWN!
Especially since the dick of a lead singer disgraced Lord Stanley by setting it down UPSIDE DOWN!
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That is exactly what prompted the joke.
Also, the Sundance Channel has a show called Live on Abbey Road. Def Leppard performed and sounded horrible.
Also, the Sundance Channel has a show called Live on Abbey Road. Def Leppard performed and sounded horrible.
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Re: jOKES
Don't diss the Lep. Even if they haven't had a good album since 1999.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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They disgraced Stanley. No forgiveness.anarky wrote:Don't diss the Lep. Even if they haven't had a good album since 1999.
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They recorded motherfucking "Pour Some Sugar On Me." They could defecate in Lord Stanley and then hire a clown to jack off all over it, and no ill would befall them. The awesomeness of that one song would negate anything bad they could ever do.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!