jOKES

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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Mister Roboto
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Re: jOKES

Postby Mister Roboto » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:45 am

Woman: Are you feeling constipated?

Man: Yes, but I'm an accountant, so I should be able to work it out with a pencil.
I am the Modern Man.

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Re: jOKES

Postby Turdeto » Sun May 19, 2013 8:02 pm

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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Re: jOKES

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Mon May 25, 2015 9:39 pm

TO GAYWODS WALK NTO A BAR.

U'D THABK THE SECAND WOOD DUCK. BUT HE WAS 2 BIZAY SUCKING TGE FERST WONS COCK 2 SEA HIM WALK INTO THE BAR!! HA HA HA HA!!!!





ALL SO IT WAS RAN AND TOM FOLERY.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!

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Re: jOKES

Postby Jargo » Mon May 25, 2015 10:55 pm

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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