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Ran wrote:Did I ever mention that I was almost ran over by a golf cart with Toby Keith in it?
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Over at CBR, they had an article about the DCNu 52 Litmus Test for the New Reader where they handed some of the new 52 first issues to completely new readers (they're supposed "target" audience). Anyway, one guy had this to say about the new Hawk & Dove book.

When I asked new reader Gavin if he understood who the main characters were in "Hawk And Dove," he responded, "If you mean the new Dove was in a relationship with the old Dove and the old Dove died and Hawk has a serious issue with women, then yes." That's a pretty decent summation of Hawk and Dove, so at least we know that this issue actually does explain everything you need to know about the duo. Gavin is one of the only new readers who was actively confused by the artwork, however. "Are they all Asian, or is that just how they're drawn?" he wanted to know, adding, "Which is fine, but I can't tell."

BWA HAH HAH HA HA!!! :lol:
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Diabolical wrote:I can't stop playing Angry Birds...those fucking little bastards.
This brought tears to my eyes, I was laughing so hard. :lol:
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Hate to have two anti-Liefeld quotes on the same page, but this excerpt from a rant on cracked.com about the weirdness of women's clothes (and if you've ever been married, you know it's 100% true) made me laugh my fucking ass off.

From a section about false pockets, false buckles, etc:
The only possible conclusion is that Rob "Pouches" Liefeld moonlights as a women's clothing designer in his spare time.
I guess that most of the women I've known who read comics couldn't tell you who Liefeld is, much less insert an appropriate Liefeld crack into an article about something completely unrelated. The idea of it is just incredible.
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Opie from Opie & Anthony.
Rick Perry looks like a retired superhero!
After thinking about it, I could see Rick Perry being a character on Venture Brothers.
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"By Odin's Rainbow Pony!" is going to be a new Gay meme yardstick. And therefore QOTD.

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The Fist down in the corner doesn't help much either. :lol:
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Holy shit, Rollo, this is fucking awesome shtuff:
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:What can I say? I'm an impatient MoFo.

Think of it this way. Norah Jones, Christina Ricci, and Kate Upton are in your bedroom eating each other out, scissor fucking, and craving a cock to finish them off. And I'm asking you why are you in the kitchen, making a sandwich?
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Saw this on a Yahoo! article about Northstar's impending nuptials. Like so many Yahoo! posters, I couldn't tell if it was a relative of Snigtad Flornbi who'd learned to spell, or an incredible troll. But I laughed. I felt bad for it, but I laughed.
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Just read the first 10-20 pages of this thread. A lot of this shit is still hilarious.
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vynsane wrote:
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Nobody chooses to be straight. It's not the fucking Cola Wars, you twat.
although a taste-test booth could be interesting... "i took the penis challenge!" buttons and everything like that...
Quoted. :D
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Diabolical wrote:DC comics got a hold of Penn State.
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You all know how much I think Hannibal Tatu is dweeb. But his review of TF:More Than Meets The Eye 7 was spot on this week (he quoted the book as much as I did! And with completely different quotes!) and topped it off with
James Roberts has written a Transformers comic book so good that he should be slapped, then hugged.
True dat. He said MTMTE 7 was the best book this week, and he's right. Awesome.
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anarky wrote:I personally cannot stand gay fags.

I have no problem with gays, and I'm fine with fags. But when someone has the audacity to be both, that's just a bit too self-indulgent.
QOTD.
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Comic writer Mark Waid, commenting on forum member ScottMC's comments about Liefeld leaving DC.
Mark Waid
August 22, 2012 at 2:25 pm

“I believe all that needs to be said has been. So here’s my two cents.”

That is just about the greatest thing I have ever read on the internet.
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I saw that and thought it was amusing. I got too distracted by the discussion momentarily going off on a tangent bashing Bret Blevins that I forgot about this.

Seriously, a discussion about Liefeld, and you're going to disrespect the man who did Sleepwalker? Sure, that abstract style isn't everyone's cup of tea, but at least he has some idea of what he's doing.
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