One simple fact that will ruin your day

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

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One simple fact that will ruin your day

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Somewhere out there on the big, bad internet, there exists Inside Out porn.
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Re: One simple fact that will ruin your day

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AN ALTERNATIVE FACT TO OFFSET THAT FACT:

PRETTY MUCH EVERY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE; FAMILY, FRIENDS, CO-WORKERS, YOUR BARISTA, CASHIER, WOMAN IN THE CAR NEXT TO YOU AT THE STOP LIGHT, ETC ETC

HAS PROBABLY HAD DICK IN HER MOUTH AT SOME POINT IN HER LIFE.*

ONCE YOU THINK IT, YOU CAN'T UNTHINK IT.






*obviously there are exceptions based on age, etc. But like a solid 95% or more....yeah
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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Zaphod wrote:Somewhere out there on the big, bad internet, there exists Inside Out porn.

I saw Baymax nailing GoGo yesterday. I didn't click off as quickly as you might have thought. Mostly out of morbid curiosity. She still had her skate boots on.
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Re: One simple fact that will ruin your day

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There has to be an elaborate porno starring Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Baymax.
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