Walking down the street today...

anything that don't fit under any other category...like your mothers fat ass

Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

Post Reply
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17590
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Walking down the street today...

Post by anarky »

...I saw a homeless man with a sign that read, "Will suck cock for food." Something about him looked familiar. So I asked him.

He said he lost his job as a troll on vynsane.com and now had to resort to blowjobs to survive.

"Homeless Man?" I exclaimed. "I wondered whatever happened to you."

But then the real Homeless Man walked up from behind me and started yelling at this dude to keep off his turf. But I knew who it was when he responded by yelling, "HOMELESS MAN IS DOOMED!!"

I gave Emperor Daddypants a buck and got the shittiest BJ in history. Even being toothless, he somehow managed to use teeth.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
User avatar
Tom Foolery
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 4721
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: I bought a house!

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by Tom Foolery »

He wanted food and you have him a dollar.

That's shitty, dude.

Read his homemade cardboard sign better next time. Fuck. It's not that hard to swing by MCDs and grab something off the dollar menu.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

Image
User avatar
jjreason
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8025
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 1:14 am
Location: Out there somewhere.

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by jjreason »

Oh, so now it's all about the homeless guy? What the fuck kind of pansies have we turned into at this place. :(
"Something inside me....."
User avatar
Jargo
christopher walken
Posts: 912
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:45 am
Location: Caitlin Jenner's discarded ballsack
Contact:

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by Jargo »

W T actual F?
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17590
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by anarky »

No.

W T actual BJ.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
User avatar
Jargo
christopher walken
Posts: 912
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:45 am
Location: Caitlin Jenner's discarded ballsack
Contact:

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by Jargo »

*speechless*
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
User avatar
Tom Foolery
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Posts: 4721
Joined: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:57 pm
Location: I bought a house!

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by Tom Foolery »

For $2 he'll give you a Rimjob.

But that's not on the menu. It's like asking for Animal Style at In&Out. You just have to know to ask.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”

Image
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17590
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by anarky »

If you ask for an animal-style rimjob, he slathers your tallywhacker in mustard first.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17590
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by anarky »

You know this Emperor Daddypants is the MFPD troll who hasn't posted his predictable "Fill in the blank is DOOMED!!!" bullshit in ages and not some veiled reference to you, I hope, Jargo.

I actually forgot until now that you'd used that moniker as well on another site.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
User avatar
Jargo
christopher walken
Posts: 912
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:45 am
Location: Caitlin Jenner's discarded ballsack
Contact:

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by Jargo »

I was a trifle confused. Like 'wat da fuq I do?' I was all like :( an then I was like :frus: an then I was like :???: an now I be like :oops:
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17590
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Re: Walking down the street today...

Post by anarky »

Nah, bro. I'd give you tree-fitty.
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Post Reply