i once knew a man
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- Zaphod
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i once knew a man
i once knew a man
who fuck hees own father.
he fuck hees own father,
he geeve heem a dollar.
he fuck hees own father,
eet make heem so sad
'cause he deed not know
de hooker was hees dad!
who fuck hees own father.
he fuck hees own father,
he geeve heem a dollar.
he fuck hees own father,
eet make heem so sad
'cause he deed not know
de hooker was hees dad!
- anarky
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Re: i once knew a man
Oh, so you know Ran, then?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- Negative Boy
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Re: i once knew a man
I once knew a man from San Diego
Who enjoyed massaging his lumbago
He said with a lisp
As he wiped shit off his fist
I fucked your mom and sister in a Winnebago
Who enjoyed massaging his lumbago
He said with a lisp
As he wiped shit off his fist
I fucked your mom and sister in a Winnebago
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
- Negative Boy
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Re: i once knew a man
I once knew a man from Las Vegas
Who appreciated the art of Degas
He said with a laugh
As he stroked his big shaft
I just fucked your wife in her fat ass
Who appreciated the art of Degas
He said with a laugh
As he stroked his big shaft
I just fucked your wife in her fat ass
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
- RoIIo Tomassi
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Re: i once knew a man
That's not how you pronounce Degas. Dipshit.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!"
- anarky
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Re: i once knew a man
Whoever's your friend in San Diego isn't registered here.
Maybe you meant to say:
I once knew a man from Iowa
And he would give anything a try-o-wa
A sailor named Nick
Who had a teeny-tiny dick
Made him say, "If you want a blowjob, I'm your guy-o-wa!"
Maybe you meant to say:
I once knew a man from Iowa
And he would give anything a try-o-wa
A sailor named Nick
Who had a teeny-tiny dick
Made him say, "If you want a blowjob, I'm your guy-o-wa!"
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- Negative Boy
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Re: i once knew a man
I didn't say the man from San Diego was a friend. I said I knew him. I could never be friends with any of those liberal kooks. I have too much self respect. And they all have too little. Fucking hippies.
There once was a man from Toledo
Who lived by one simple credo
If she was born before
Nineteen Ninety Four
He would make her ass bleed-o
There once was a man from Toledo
Who lived by one simple credo
If she was born before
Nineteen Ninety Four
He would make her ass bleed-o
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
- Ran
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Re: i once knew a man
There once was a man from Ontario
He listened to metal on his stereo
He often rocks out
With Lemmy, no doubt
Or sometimes Ronnie James Dio
He listened to metal on his stereo
He often rocks out
With Lemmy, no doubt
Or sometimes Ronnie James Dio