Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! You know what we should do? Get together for a Thanksgiving pot-luck. I'll bring some darling decorations I learned how to make while watching Martha Stewart. I also found a marvelous new recipe for a fruitcake I've been dying to try. Who else is coming?
GOD! That is so AWESOME!!

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I guess I can swing by. Your mother says I have some tasty gravy.

Has anyone else noticed that Aunt Harriet is kind of plump? If she shaved her beaver, I'm pretty sure it would look like an uncooked turkey.


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What do you mean 'if', Dearie? I'm smoothe like a marble floor down there. It must infuriate you to no end that I never had kids of my own.
That's nice, dear.
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That's gross, dearie.

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
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I gave thanks weeks ago, but I suppose I can muster up a bit more for your Yanksgiving. Happy turkey day, Yankees.
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Thanks to all of you who ate too much then clogged the toilet.
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I hope you all had toast, and then cleaned everything with a ShamWow.
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Be thankful that you have an ass to fight for freedom. There are poor, starving children in Zimbabwe who cannot afford to have asses.

And that is disgusting. I do not want to see that.
My name, it is Senor Assbutt. Why is my name Senor Assbutt? It is because many people, they do not know that my ass--it is also a butt! And, so, I am called Senor Assbutt.
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on thanksgiving, i like to shit in a pie crust and take it to my asshole brother-in-law's house. "thanks for the chocolate pie," he always says, then cuts himself a big piece. the look on his face when he bites into it is priceless. and then i say, "that's for the time when i was twelve and walked in on my sister blowing you, so you pulled it out and gave her a sloppy facial while i watched in horror."

the stupid asshole has fallen for it six years running!

and the best part is, it was him that walked in on me and his sister!
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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
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Tom Foolery wrote:Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
It is a matter of time before they change the name from Thanksgiving to Black Friday Eve.
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I've already seen it referred to as Pre-Black Friday and Black Thursday.
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