Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
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- Positive Boy
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Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! You know what we should do? Get together for a Thanksgiving pot-luck. I'll bring some darling decorations I learned how to make while watching Martha Stewart. I also found a marvelous new recipe for a fruitcake I've been dying to try. Who else is coming?
GOD! That is so AWESOME!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD?? Oh no!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD?? Oh no!
- The Grin
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
I guess I can swing by. Your mother says I have some tasty gravy.
Has anyone else noticed that Aunt Harriet is kind of plump? If she shaved her beaver, I'm pretty sure it would look like an uncooked turkey.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
What do you mean 'if', Dearie? I'm smoothe like a marble floor down there. It must infuriate you to no end that I never had kids of my own.
That's nice, dear.
- Rollo Tomassi
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
That's gross, dearie.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
I gave thanks weeks ago, but I suppose I can muster up a bit more for your Yanksgiving. Happy turkey day, Yankees.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Thanks to all of you who ate too much then clogged the toilet.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
I hope you all had toast, and then cleaned everything with a ShamWow.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Be thankful that you have an ass to fight for freedom. There are poor, starving children in Zimbabwe who cannot afford to have asses.
And that is disgusting. I do not want to see that.
And that is disgusting. I do not want to see that.
My name, it is Senor Assbutt. Why is my name Senor Assbutt? It is because many people, they do not know that my ass--it is also a butt! And, so, I am called Senor Assbutt.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
on thanksgiving, i like to shit in a pie crust and take it to my asshole brother-in-law's house. "thanks for the chocolate pie," he always says, then cuts himself a big piece. the look on his face when he bites into it is priceless. and then i say, "that's for the time when i was twelve and walked in on my sister blowing you, so you pulled it out and gave her a sloppy facial while i watched in horror."
the stupid asshole has fallen for it six years running!
and the best part is, it was him that walked in on me and his sister!
the stupid asshole has fallen for it six years running!
and the best part is, it was him that walked in on me and his sister!
- Tom Foolery
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
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- Ran
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
It is a matter of time before they change the name from Thanksgiving to Black Friday Eve.Tom Foolery wrote:Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
I've already seen it referred to as Pre-Black Friday and Black Thursday.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!