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Bizarro The Grin
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i FEEL THE EARTH MOVE!

Postby Bizarro The Grin » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:47 pm

tHIS AFTERNOON, i WAS FUCKING YOUR DAD, AS i OFTEN DO. tHIS TIME, WE'D COME UP WITH THIS CRAZY SCHEME INVOLVING A PISTON ENGINE. wE DROVE OUT TO THIS DESERTED AREA NOT TOO FAR FROM cHARLOTTESVILLE. i STRAPPED HIM TO THE MOST IMMOVABLE OBJECT i COULD FIND, A COW IN A FIELD. tHEN I TIED MYSELF TO THE PISTON ENGINE, ONE OF THOSE REALLY FUCKING BIG ONES THAT TAKE UP MORE THAN ONE LANE. i PRESSED THE "go" BUTTON AT PRECISELY 1:51 pm, AND MY BIG, BLACK DICK WAS THRUST INTO HIS ANUS AT SOMEWHERE NORTH OF mACH 4, SO FAST THAT IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT HIS NOSE AND FATALLY IMPALED THE COW. i CAME SO HARD THAT IT SPRAYED THE OTHER COWS IN THE FIELD. (nOT TO PUT SUCH GOOD LOVE MUSTARD TO WASTE, YOUR DAD QUICKLY WENT ABOUT LICKING IT OFF THE ASS OF EVERY COW AROUND.)

tHEN i FELT THE EARTH SHAKING. i THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A STANDARD "HOLY SHIT, YOUR DAD'S ASSHOLE IS AWESOME!" FEELING THAT I NORMALLY GET. bUT THEN i NOTICED BUILDINGS SHAKING AND FALLING OVER. tURNS OUT, OUR NEW METHOD FOR FUCKING ACTUALLY CAUSED AN IMPACT LARGE ENOUGH TO TRIGGER A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE! iS THAT COOL OR WHAT?

sO WHEN EVERYONE ASKS YOU, "dID YOU FEEL THAT?" YOU CAN SAY, "wHY, YES. yES, i DID. iN FACT, IT WAS MY FATHER'S GETTING BUTT-SLAMMED BY bIZZARO tHE gRIN THAT CAUSED IT!"

iT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN THE VERY FORCES OF NATURE APPRECIATE SOME GOOD MAN-ON-MAN LOVIN'.


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