WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

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WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Doctor Douche » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:37 pm

I THOUGHT THERE WAS A THREAD ABOUT THIS ALREADY!!! I CANNOT FIND IT!!!

I NEED A PLACE TO DISCUSS WHO I WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!!

I WANT TO SEE BETTY WHITE NAKED!!! MAYBE HOLDING A PHOTO OF PRINCESS DIANA AND WITH HER FINGER DEEP IN HER WET, GAPING SLIT!!!!

A-HA! NOW YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS!!! YOU CANNOT PREVENT IT!!!! AND NOW YOU CANNOT UNTHINK IT!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
SOON, THE RIVERS OF EARTH WILL RUN WITH CLEANSING VINEGAR, AND YOU WILL TREMBLE BEFORE DOUCHE LIKE LITTLE GIRLIES WITH POOP IN THEIR DIAPERS!!!!!

FOR DOUCHE DAY COMETH FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!

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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Sat Jan 22, 2011 6:24 am

Wow. Actually, I can't picture that. I mean seriously. At first, reading that didn't trigger that vision in my head, which was weird. So then I deliberately tried to picture it, and it still isn't manifesting.

So thank you, mysterious inner workings of my brain. Whatever internal safety mechanisms that are in place, I say to you bravo.
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Ran » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:52 am

I'm having trouble visualizing that one in my head, too. I don't have any images of naked Betty White-aged women and I just can't imagine Betty White fingering herself.

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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Diabolical » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:26 am

There actually are a couple of naked pictures of (supposedly) Betty White online, back when she was young and attractive.
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:11 am

U NO WHAT MAEKS ME MAD ABOUT ONLYING PORN? ALL THE WIMMEN ARE THOSE SICKOS WHO CUT THERE WEENIES OFF. I HATE THE WAY AL THE NEKKID CHIX ONLIEN HAVE THAT WHOLE WHERE THEY CUT OFF THERE DICKS + THEY SHOW IT OFF. "LOOK AT ME, I CUT MY DIK OF!" THAT IS SO GROSE, IT IS CATTLE MUTALATION! GOD DAM! U SHUD LUV WHAT THE GOOD LORED GIVE U, WITCH IS A DICK!

SUM TIMES THERE R 2 NEKKID GERLS, + 1 MUST BE SAD THAT SHE DUZ NOT HAV HER DICK ANY MORE, THE OTHER GIRL IS TRYING TO KIS IT 2 MAEK HER FILL BETTER. AND THEIR R TIEMS WHEN BOTH GIRLS MUST BE SAD, THEY ARE KISING EACH OTHERS WHOLES.

I DO KNOT UNDER STAND WHY SO MANY WOMEN CUT OF THERE DICS! EVEN MY MOM + SISTER CUT OF THERES + THEY ASK ME TO PUT MY DICK IN THEIR, I GESS BE CAUSE THEY NO THEIR SHUD BE A DICK THERE. I SAY NO WAY THAT IS GROSE, U CUT OF UR DICK THATS UR PROBLEM! I NO WOMEN R SUPOSED 2 HAEV DICS BE CAUSE FERST IT IS COMMEN SINCE, I MENE, WE ALL, HAEV ARMS, RIGHT GERLS ARNT MISING THERE ARMS. AND ALL SO BECAUSE THAT HOOKER MY DAD TOOK ME 2 WHEN I TURNED 12, SHE HAD A DICK, + SO DUZ UNCALE RODGERS GIRL FRIEND.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!

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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Doctor Douche » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:31 pm

OYES!!!!!!

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SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!


Sorry to anyone who was aroused by the image of Tony Danza. It offended my delicate Bat-sensibilities.
SOON, THE RIVERS OF EARTH WILL RUN WITH CLEANSING VINEGAR, AND YOU WILL TREMBLE BEFORE DOUCHE LIKE LITTLE GIRLIES WITH POOP IN THEIR DIAPERS!!!!!

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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Zaphod » Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:58 pm

jesus fucking christ, can someone get rid of that picture of tony? i keep looking in on this thread to see if there's been any new posts, and keep seeing his johnson like it's laughing at me.

i do not like seeing tony's danza. i am 110% straight.

well, unless the rumors are true, and there's a sex tape of conway twitty and larry hagman online. because i would totally be all over that. except i can't find it. i'm off now to see if anyone might have posted that somewhere in the last five minutes. (i don't suppose any of you have a copy you might send me?)

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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:01 pm

The most disturbing idea about that picture is that somebody had to type "Tony Danza Nude" into their google image search engine to make the joke work.

Disturbing. Or too much time on their hands.
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby anarky » Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:54 pm

It may have come up when someone was searching for "camera in a viginia."
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Starscream » Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:49 pm

Now this explains a lot....
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:11 pm

Oh please, Optimus would clearly be the bitch in that relationship.

I call Shenanigans on your photoshopping, Starscream. You anal buttwad.
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby anarky » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:18 pm

Rule 34 is a scary thing.

Somewhere out there, someone is fantasizing about Betty White being assreamed by Optimus Prime while Tony Danza bukkakes all over them.
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Batman » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:23 pm

I have taken the liberty of... removing the offending picture of Tony Danza. Luckily, there would be no one so deviant as to devise Bat-pornography, thus disproving your "Rule 34," old chum.
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby anarky » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:28 pm

Who needs to make it when you're so good at doing it yourself?
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Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:30 pm

Batman's naivete is exposed in 5..4..3..2..
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