Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

[Ran]

Happy Birthday Joe Biden.

Like most Vice Presidents, you are forgotten about once the election is over.

[anarky]

Happy birthday, Slicker!

Oh, wait, I missed the "no posts" part. Fuck me.

And, no, that last bit wasn't an invitation for your mom.

[anarky]

Happy birthday again, Luckycat!

Oh, it's still Lauckycal? Fuck.

[Ran]

Happy Birthday, bumbasan!

I can't think too lowly of you, because you made the small effort of having an avatar. Which makes me think you aren't a spambot, but rather a chap who realized we're a bunch of ninnies with nothing of importance to say, and therefore never bothered to post.

And I can't fault you for that.

It's bumbasan's birthday again. Hip hip hooray!

[arnaky]

In my world, this "Jargo" has no posts. So happy birthday!

[Ran]

Happy 44th Birthday, bestpharmacystor--oh fer fuck sake. Really?!
Bestpharmacystore? That's a little on the fuckin' nose, don't you think??
Where's your creativity? You ass.

Although, it's a bit hinky that you signed up on the 13th and your last login was on the 29th. spambots usually don't do return visits. Hmmmm.

According to his profile:
Occupation: cheapsest viagra online - buy viagra cialis - cheap viagra cialis
Interests: buy locally viagra - buy viagra on-line - buy keyword viagra

Sound to me like the interest is really boners, hard-ons, and stiff cocks. And if you like those, you're probably a big fan of Bizzaro the Grin

...or Slicker's mom.

[Robin]

HOLY SLIPPERY SALAMI, BATMAN!

This citizen may be onto something. bestpharmacystor may be one of Joker's thugs trying to slip us a boner!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy birthday Abarlanaeva!

No Birthday wishes for The Count and Poet Smurf, because you turds went and posted.

[anarky]

Happiest of birthdays to BoolaGoose. You may toil in your labors as a payday loan marketing whore, but we all know your true passion is in the pursuit of the deviant sex act you know will one day bear your name. Probably something involving a smearing a jar of hot mustard on your cock, then shoving some sort of large bird with a mustache backward into your anus so that you can use its beak to buttfuck a midget Filipino quadriplegic in reverse. Yup, that's the kind of sex act that comes to my mind when I hear "BoolaGoose." But I have faith that you will top my expectations, likely with something that involves a 50-year-old transvestite hooker and an entire den of Cub Scouts dressed as the cast of Downton Abbey and interacting in some twisted way that will make my mind melt to even consider.

[Tom Foolery]

A large bird with a...mustache?

[Zero]

A large bird with a...mustache?

YES.

LARRY.

HE PLAYED FOR THE CELTICS.

[Ran]

Happy Birthday, roarnemat. You smell like poop.

Just a reminder that Roarn'meat smells like poop.

[anarky]

God damn, Robin is 73?

Fuck.

[Ran]

His first appearance was Detective Comics #38 in April 1940. I guess that's 73 years.

[anarky]

Happy 39th, BestFreeRingToner. I'm actually rather saddened that you never posted. Something tells me you have a wit that would liven up the discourse here dramatically.