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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Ran » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:43 pm

Happy Birthday Joe Biden.

Like most Vice Presidents, you are forgotten about once the election is over.

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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby anarky » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:05 pm

Happy birthday, Slicker!

Oh, wait, I missed the "no posts" part. Fuck me.

And, no, that last bit wasn't an invitation for your mom.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby anarky » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:55 am

Happy birthday again, Luckycat!

Oh, it's still Lauckycal? Fuck.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Ran » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:57 am

Rollo Tomassi wrote:Happy Birthday, bumbasan!

I can't think too lowly of you, because you made the small effort of having an avatar. Which makes me think you aren't a spambot, but rather a chap who realized we're a bunch of ninnies with nothing of importance to say, and therefore never bothered to post.

And I can't fault you for that.


It's bumbasan's birthday again. Hip hip hooray!

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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby arnaky » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:05 pm

In my world, this "Jargo" has no posts. So happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Ran » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:49 pm

Rollo Tomassi wrote:Happy 44th Birthday, bestpharmacystor--oh fer fuck sake. Really?!
Bestpharmacystore? That's a little on the fuckin' nose, don't you think??
Where's your creativity? You ass.

Although, it's a bit hinky that you signed up on the 13th and your last login was on the 29th. spambots usually don't do return visits. Hmmmm.


According to his profile:
Occupation: cheapsest viagra online - buy viagra cialis - cheap viagra cialis
Interests: buy locally viagra - buy viagra on-line - buy keyword viagra

Sound to me like the interest is really boners, hard-ons, and stiff cocks. And if you like those, you're probably a big fan of Bizzaro the Grin

...or Slicker's mom.

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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Robin » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:09 pm

HOLY SLIPPERY SALAMI, BATMAN!

This citizen may be onto something. bestpharmacystor may be one of Joker's thugs trying to slip us a boner!

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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:40 am

Happy birthday Abarlanaeva!

No Birthday wishes for The Count and Poet Smurf, because you turds went and posted.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby anarky » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:18 am

Happiest of birthdays to BoolaGoose. You may toil in your labors as a payday loan marketing whore, but we all know your true passion is in the pursuit of the deviant sex act you know will one day bear your name. Probably something involving a smearing a jar of hot mustard on your cock, then shoving some sort of large bird with a mustache backward into your anus so that you can use its beak to buttfuck a midget Filipino quadriplegic in reverse. Yup, that's the kind of sex act that comes to my mind when I hear "BoolaGoose." But I have faith that you will top my expectations, likely with something that involves a 50-year-old transvestite hooker and an entire den of Cub Scouts dressed as the cast of Downton Abbey and interacting in some twisted way that will make my mind melt to even consider.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Tom Foolery » Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:39 am

A large bird with a...mustache?
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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Zero » Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:24 am

Tom Foolery wrote:A large bird with a...mustache?

YES.

LARRY.

HE PLAYED FOR THE CELTICS.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™

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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Ran » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:25 pm

RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Happy Birthday, roarnemat. You smell like poop.

Just a reminder that Roarn'meat smells like poop.

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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby anarky » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:58 pm

God damn, Robin is 73?

Fuck.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby Ran » Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:35 pm

His first appearance was Detective Comics #38 in April 1940. I guess that's 73 years.

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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

Postby anarky » Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:09 pm

Happy 39th, BestFreeRingToner. I'm actually rather saddened that you never posted. Something tells me you have a wit that would liven up the discourse here dramatically.
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