Your daily dose of Smooooooth

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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby Senor JabbaJohnL » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:21 pm

Well, I suppose I'd rather hang around the new one if this were real life, but the old one was always good for a laugh. :lol:
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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:31 am

Sorry for my absence, my friends. My brothers Grip and Grin came down with the swine flu and needed some help satisfying your mothers, oh yes, can you dig it?

Today's smoothess is a different sort of smooth, the smooth that sort of melts in your mouth, much the same way Ran's mother does. I'm talking red velvet cake smoothness, dig?

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Only 13 more days until Smooooooth Day!

All hail the smoothness.

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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby The Grin » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:10 pm

:thegrin:

That's not what I said. I said your mom is a hog and makes me sick.
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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby The Grip » Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:18 pm

Speak for yoursailf, mah friend. Ah for zee one, Ah deed have zee svine flue. Ah caught eet from having my tongue too far inside zee mothair of Senor JabbaJohnL, no? As vee all know, zee svine flu, eet ees, how you say? More of zee serious down south en zee Mexico, ho ho ho ho!
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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby unlimitedpudding » Fri May 01, 2009 12:10 pm

The Grip wrote:Speak for yoursailf, mah friend. Ah for zee one, Ah deed have zee svine flue. Ah caught eet from having my tongue too far inside zee mothair of Senor JabbaJohnL, no? As vee all know, zee svine flu, eet ees, how you say? More of zee serious down south en zee Mexico, ho ho ho ho!


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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby anarky » Mon May 18, 2009 2:13 pm

Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Only 13 more days until Smooooooth Day!

All hail the smoothness.

Five days overdue?

You're not smooth. You're a douche.
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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby Ran » Mon May 18, 2009 4:56 pm

He's always been a douche. Snigtad has a worse sense of time than my dogs. Didn't he used to screw up Douche Day, too.

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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby vynsane » Mon May 18, 2009 9:02 pm

yeah, but now it's probably because he smoked too much hash and bedded too many ladies while listening to some acid jazz clarinet instead of being too busy lighting his farts on fire and snorting ants.
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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Thu May 21, 2009 3:06 pm

Awwwww, daddy-o, ol' Snigtad made a booboo. I know that don't sound none too smooth, but it's hard to keep things straight when you've got the women lined up outside your door, and you've got to impart the smoothness to the vynsaniacs while flipping Birth of the Cool (LP, of course) to side B. Smooooooth Day is actually June 3, not May 13. I had my calendar upside down, dig?

Today's dose of smoothness comes courtesy of my old favorite, in statistics and image processing, creating an approximating function that attempts to capture important patterns in the data, while leaving out noise or other fine-scale structures/rapid phenomena. Many different algorithms are used in smoothing, dig. One of the most common algorithms is the "moving average", often used to try to capture important trends in repeated statistical surveys. In image processing and computer vision, smoothing ideas are used in scale-space representations, mmm-hmm!

Only 13 more days until Smooooooth Day!

All hail the smoothness.

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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby mabudon » Thu May 21, 2009 5:23 pm

Vince, NO!!!!!

I just ripped off most of your pubes!!

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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby Orbsah Stealth Ninja » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:20 am

Ah so! Smoootha day is neal.
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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:57 am

Yo, I was wrong again, cats. Well, not really, but you just can't celebrate Smooooooth Day without proper preparations, so I've moved it again to June 13.

Today we celebrate the smoothness that was Mel Torme. That man could've bedded Queen Elizabeth. He could've had a three-way with Queen Elizabeth and Princess Diana if he'd wanted to. But he was too smooth to descend to the level of merely consummating with royalty. He preferred the ever-loving coolness of merely being that supercool cat who was often alluded to on Night Court.

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Only 11 more days until Smooooooth Day!

All hail the smoothness.

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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby mabudon » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:46 pm

My nutsack is pretty smooth now, actually :ducks:
Vince, NO!!!!!

I just ripped off most of your pubes!!

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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby mabudong » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:10 am

mabudon wrote:My nutsack is pretty smooth now, actually :ducks:


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THAT'S NOT ALL THAT IS SMOOTH NOW, DADDY-O.  AWWW-YEAH.


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Re: Your daily dose of Smooooooth

Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:05 pm

Today's Dose of Smooooooth is in honor of the smoothest accessory known to man, the simple beret. The pictures speak for themselves, oh yes, oh yes.

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Only 10 more shopping days until Smooooooth Day!

All hail the smoothness.


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