Gay of the day!

[jjreason]

If sniggins ever cleaned the dog jizz off his fingers, he'd likely type a little more clearly.

Today's Gay of the Day should be Randall Gay, #21 from the New England Patriots. He may not have won the Superbowl - but I'd say this is a nice consolation prize!

[Cobra Commander]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Thisss thread is getting dangerousssly close to becoming SSSSSSSSSLANDEROUSSSS.

PLEASE try to ssssstay on topic.. which, upon reflection would demand sssssslander...

GET OUT OF MY SSSSSIGHT!!!!!!!

[anarky]

Can Cobra Commander be the Gay of the Day? This video says yes.

[BumCake]

LOLz.

Oh shit, now I'm gay.

*OmG*

[Double_G]

Today's gay of the day is this guy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6cLlBFTUeX4

Why?

-First off, he's in a room with another dude. It wouldn't be so gay if they weren't both shirtless.

-Second, he calls himself the funniest guy in Iowa. This may have been true because there are only, like, five people who live in Iowa, but he does the WORST Cosby impression known to man. That alone makes him less funny than the Holocaust and the genocide in Darfur combined.

-Third, and most horrifying: He's wearing a "Van Helsing" cap.

(BTW I found this while looking for the real Bill Cosby chocolate cake bit. I don't intentionally go looking for this shit...often)

[BumCake]

Today's gay of the day is this guy:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6cLlBFTUeX4

AHAAAHAAAAAA!!! Oh, man. Thank you for that one Double_G.
Man, that kid is so fucking annoying. My God. And yeah, why did they both have their shirts off? GAY! They had probably just got done having a threesome with some other flabby and pasty guy and they're waiting for him to get out of the shower.

And what the fuck is that kid sitting behind him doing? It looks like he's just sitting, listening to music, and reflecting on what it's like being a shirtless faggot in Iowa.

Good Lord. That video is like some sad attempt to get a career in comedy. It's like he has AIDS and he's dying, but his ultimate dream has always been to be a comedian. And so his partner was like, "Hey, just because we were rejected by the Make A Wish Foundation doesn't mean you can't get your wish. You can still do your comedy. We can videotape it and put it up on Youtube. You'll get famous one day. I'll even sit behind you to support you."

But what cracked me up the most were the comments on that video. Here are my favorites:

"Chocolate cake? What the fuck? Dogg, you didn't even say pudding? If you're the funniest guy in Iowa, then Iowa BLOWS! Wack ass "

"Some people may love watching the show...
But you love guys so much your boyfriend is in the background waiting for a kiss."

"is your homosexual friend naked in the background? IVY TECH!!!"

"yo you suck. you're not the funniest guy in iowa.
maybe the gayest guy in iowa.. is that yer gay lover?
or yer meth cook..?"

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhha so retarded but i laughed why the hell are you fucking naked its disgusting retards"

"kill yourself "

And this one is my favorite video comment cause at the beginning, he gives a shout out to all of his subscribers:

"You just got 1 subscriber."

[Double_G]

Un-fucking-believable! We have another contender for gay of the day!

The next nomination goes to the crew at "Cool Toy Review" (an affiliate of Rebelscum) for taking an old 12-inch Indiana Jones figure and doing this to it:



Wow. Just wow.

[BumCake]

Okay how in the fuck is Indiana keeping that hat up? Now I'm curious if that doll is anatomically correct.

[JON]

May I nominate Bennett, from the film Commando?

Check this out: http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/reviews. ... mando.html

It is hi-larious.

[Rollo Tomathi]

So, what, did you sweeties forget to keep updating this? I've been away from the internet for quite some time, and I was looking forward to seeing a long string of "Gays of the Day" to put on my "To Do" list.

Y'know who's tops on my To Do List? Lee Pace, who plays the lead role on Pushing Daisies. I'm not sure if he's gay or not, but, when we get back to work in a few months, I'm looking forward to finding out! I won't take no for an answer, you hottie!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

GOD DAM U GAYS!!

THIS THRED IS FOR ME TO SAY WHO IS A GAY, NOT U GAYS!!!

SLICER HAS BEN GAY OF THE DAY 4 LONG ENUFF. THE NEXT GAY IS KIDHUMAN or shud i say SHIT HUMAN!!!! .

God dam he is a fuckin gay, I hat him! I HAT HIM MOR THAN SLICKER THAT GOD DAM FAG!

YAY DOOCHE!!!! o yes!

[Rollo Tomathi]

Rob Halford. That bitch is butch! Work it! Work it!

[Jargo]

COOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Hi hi, ooo aren't you just gaaaawjus! Love that outfit, so you. Have you thought about peach? you'd look Deeeeeeevine in peach. maybe a contrasting darker tone scarf in brown chiffon. mmmmm yummy! ooo where DID you get those boots? I simply must have some. they'll look fabulous with my latex all in one.

so what's the goss? what's goin down, who's goin down, who's comin up who's - oh you get the picture...


can i just squeeze those buttocks? i can't resist. buns of steel. mmmmmmmmmmm.

[shroba fett]

Today's This year's Gay of the Day Year is

Ursa Minor. Aka BooBoo.

You can't spell BooBoo without boob.

Fuck you, bear.