Oh, jeez, cutting out both your eyes and eating them isn't an option? I guess, uh, cripes, wow.
Ten viewings of Cool As Ice would be 1,000 minutes, which is 16 hours, 40 minutes. Ten viewings of Mac and Me would be 950 minutes, or 15 hours, 50 minutes. Dang. I guess ten Mac and Mes would be almost an hour less torture, so I'd go that route.
Having your mind transplanted into Vanilla Ice's body and having to live life with everyone thinking you're him (and, consequently, a washed-up no-talent loser), or having Vanilla Ice move in with you as a roommate for all eternity?
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!