This or that, take two

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Re: This or that, take two

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Uhhh...is there monetary compensation for either one? I won't do either without getting paid, bitch.

But yeah, clarify the "no shaving" thing.
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Oh, when I said "no shaving," I meant you can't get rid of any excess hair beforehand. But yeah, I suppose you could shave it off before eating it, if you eat what you shave. I guess that's how you'd have to do it without adding any outside factors like wax, I suppose.
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Re: This or that, take two

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i'd eat the pubes. i bet they are high in niacin. now for you, would you rather fuck a fat retarded downs syndrome broad who yells "yay" and claps every time you thrust or would you rather fuck your sister while your dad is watching and jerking his merkin?
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To avoid years of therapy, I'd to the DS bitch. But it would have to be panda style. And NO ONE would EVER know about it.


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Re: This or that, take two

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I'll take the head.

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Swine Flu, of course. Tastes better.

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Swerve?

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Is this who I'd rather have pee on me? If so I'm taking the stallion all the way.

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Is this the actual blu-ray or some hypothetical blu-ray without the butchering? :D
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Why can't you have both?
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If you're doing it right, you could have the BJ out of the way before the Scroll is off the screen.
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Re: This or that, take two

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SWBRBDBJ?
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Re: This or that, take two

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Rooting for Ohio State like a bandwagon jumping, dick licking drunken sailor OR rooting for the Evil Empire (SEC) and Alabama?

Doesn't matter really, either way you get HIV... and I seriously think everyone in the world will get cancer if Ohio State wins next week. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Re: This or that, take two

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I ended up getting both...but not at the same time. And I'm still picking Ohio State! Lesser of two evils!
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