This or that, take two
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- RoIIo Tomassi
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Re: This or that, take two
Uhhh...is there monetary compensation for either one? I won't do either without getting paid, bitch.
But yeah, clarify the "no shaving" thing.
But yeah, clarify the "no shaving" thing.
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Re: This or that, take two
Oh, when I said "no shaving," I meant you can't get rid of any excess hair beforehand. But yeah, I suppose you could shave it off before eating it, if you eat what you shave. I guess that's how you'd have to do it without adding any outside factors like wax, I suppose.
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Re: This or that, take two
i'd eat the pubes. i bet they are high in niacin. now for you, would you rather fuck a fat retarded downs syndrome broad who yells "yay" and claps every time you thrust or would you rather fuck your sister while your dad is watching and jerking his merkin?
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Re: This or that, take two
To avoid years of therapy, I'd to the DS bitch. But it would have to be panda style. And NO ONE would EVER know about it.
Would you rather have to drop trou and have Howie Mandel rip the hair off your taint with a waxing strip right after he interviews you on a live edition of Deal or No Deal, or be videotaped from the neck down receiving a blowjob from zaph's DS girl and have it posted on youtube forever (there would be some loophole that would allow the video to remain on youtube despite its content). She cries YAY! in between slurps. It goes on for about twenty minutes. You blow a tiny unmanly load at the end. But it's neck down, so its 'anonymous'.
Would you rather have to drop trou and have Howie Mandel rip the hair off your taint with a waxing strip right after he interviews you on a live edition of Deal or No Deal, or be videotaped from the neck down receiving a blowjob from zaph's DS girl and have it posted on youtube forever (there would be some loophole that would allow the video to remain on youtube despite its content). She cries YAY! in between slurps. It goes on for about twenty minutes. You blow a tiny unmanly load at the end. But it's neck down, so its 'anonymous'.
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Re: This or that, take two
I'll take the head.
Which one do you want: Bird Flu or Swine Flu.
Which one do you want: Bird Flu or Swine Flu.
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Re: This or that, take two
Swine Flu, of course. Tastes better.
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Re: This or that, take two
Swerve?
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Pissing contest: R. Kelly or a race horse?
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Re: This or that, take two
Is this who I'd rather have pee on me? If so I'm taking the stallion all the way.
A real life situation right now for me: a girl in my bed that will wake up to give me a birthday BJ or your first viewing of Star Wars on Blu-Ray? Do I even need to tell my real life answer?
A real life situation right now for me: a girl in my bed that will wake up to give me a birthday BJ or your first viewing of Star Wars on Blu-Ray? Do I even need to tell my real life answer?
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Re: This or that, take two
Is this the actual blu-ray or some hypothetical blu-ray without the butchering?
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Re: This or that, take two
Why can't you have both?
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Re: This or that, take two
If you're doing it right, you could have the BJ out of the way before the Scroll is off the screen.
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Re: This or that, take two
Rooting for Ohio State like a bandwagon jumping, dick licking drunken sailor OR rooting for the Evil Empire (SEC) and Alabama?
Doesn't matter really, either way you get HIV... and I seriously think everyone in the world will get cancer if Ohio State wins next week. Jesus fucking Christ.
Doesn't matter really, either way you get HIV... and I seriously think everyone in the world will get cancer if Ohio State wins next week. Jesus fucking Christ.
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Re: This or that, take two
I ended up getting both...but not at the same time. And I'm still picking Ohio State! Lesser of two evils!
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