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This or that, take two

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Not to replace the thread at SSG, but to post the things that just can't be posted over there.

First question: thespar or gambitguru?

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Post by vynsane »

that's not so much a "this or that" - it's more of an "if this, then that" situation... and it all sucks! :ninja:

little dick or little body?
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As far as my own equipment... little body, any more is too much information, and being shorter would just save on head-busting collisions in basements everywhere (I know, sounds bad however)

Next up... blind date set up by B-frett or weekend with eric R G ???
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Blind Date, I would have to murder EricRG


Who would you rather beat of the head with a golf club......

Stillakdik or EricRG?
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Is it that hard of a question?
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I'm too much of a pacifist to hit someone, but if I had a high-pressure hose I'd use it on Derek.... Eric R G second.....


Who would you rather accept an unwrapped food item from, EmperorHowdy or thespar??
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Howdy,

Would you rather have a fork in the

Right eye or left eye?
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right..

there was already one left-eye, dont need another



selling drugs to and undercover JJ and getting the taser because of your status or coaching a team of 18 year old girls who are trying out for the swim team.
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Taser for drugs.


Getting run over by a semi tractor trailer or having a sumo wrestler sit on your head?
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Semi


finding out your new girlfriend has nuts bigger than yours or waking up to **SPLOOOGEE** peter north smiling over you.. ( shudder )
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Swim team - only choice for me. Im a little "left of center" with my coaching philosophy though - bathing suits and pubic hair create too much drag in the pool, hence all girls trying out must be nude and shaved. It's for the benefit of the team.
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Post by mabudon »

Soooo... you got another "This or That" or what, JJ??? is the next one classified???

meanwhile check out the last paragraph in this gem
http://forums.sirstevesguide.com/showpo ... stcount=15
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lmao,. I hadnt read that post. now all my coworkers are wondering why Im laughing so hard.. god thats fucking hilarious. poor frett, he prolly has no idea how that sounds.

funny funny shit.
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Silly fleshlings make rules for game then forget! Me Grimlock, here to save day!

Mustang or Tyrannosaurus Rex?
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Rex.

are you kidding? Id flatten all those fucking SUVs. muhahahahahah


snazzy superhero outfit made of teflon... or same said superhero outfit made of corduroy.?
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