This or that, take two

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Re: This or that, take two

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I have the rest of my life to pay it? Howie's getting his fucking ass kicked hard.

A Sesame Street inspired one:

1) You are whisked away to Grouchland, where you have to put up with Mandy Patinkin's weird attempt to be DeNiro, but you live as the consort of the Queen of Trash. And you can enjoy all the benefits one can imagine would come from being the consort of a former Miss America who lost her crown because she was nekkid in Playboy. Trouble is, she smells overwhelmingly of a nasty combination of old socks, cheese, and diapers.

or

2) You have to replace Mister Noodle on Elmo's World, using the name "Mister Noodle's Retarded Neighbor, Mister Lopso." This means that you have nothing constructive to do with your life except do stupid-ass pantomime for that fucking Elmo puppet. However, following her rare guest appearances, you can fuck Mister Noodle's Sister, Miss Noodle, who is better known as Olive, the second-hottest chick from Pushing Daisies (and not by a wide margin). Since you're both mute, though, don't count on her squealing like a whore.
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Re: This or that, take two

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Hmmm... the chick from Ugly Betty vs. the chick from Pushing Daisies...I'm biased so I'll let someone else play.
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Wasn't it Penthouse, not Playboy? The photos had some girl on girl action.
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Rogue II wrote:Wasn't it Penthouse, not Playboy? The photos had some girl on girl action.

ANSWER THE MANS QUESTION!!! :frus:
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Dude, I was like eight or nine when that scandal hit. All I remember clearly is that she had a semi-successful career singing bland pop music (as well as a few good interpretations of old standards, like in The Mask -- one of Cameron Diaz's songs was Vanessa Williams' voice). When you're still a youngin', all naughty books that start with "P" are the same.

Gotta admit, now I'm curious. Vanessa Williams was a hottie. She might still be; I've not seen her in years.
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Sorry, I was probably 11 or 12 and it was the first nudie mag I had ever seen. For you youngins, back before the internet, we used to have to sneak into our father's stash of Playboys or Penthouse magazines to see naked women.

To answer the question, I'll go with #2.

You can win a million dollars, but you have to listen to a 4 song mix tape that consists of Celine Dion, Abba, Bette Midler, and Michael Bolton non-stop for 4 months.

Or

You can have a 5 thousand dollars if you take the stairs to the top of the Sears tower without stopping.
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aH WILL PAY YOU ZEE $5 UN HORA TO WATCH ME MAKE ZEE SVEET LOVE TO YOU PADRE'S FANNY.

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aH WILL PAY YOU $10,000 POR EVERY MINUTO THAT YOU ESTICK TU FINGER IN EL CORNHOLE DE rOLLO tOMASSI AS HE BLOWS ME. eET WILL TAKE UN HORA.
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Re: This or that, take two

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My lips touch nothing French, frogboy. Vanissimo!

I would go for the million provided I could choose the four songs.



For $500,000 you can either

A. Let Matthew McGonaghey pull out of whatever chick he's fucking and blow the load on your face three different times of his choosing. You have to watch the coitus, but the whole thing remains secret.

or B. You have to alternate eating out Roseanne, Betty White and Natalie Portman three times each on National TV during sweeps. You have to alternate between the three, one each on a different night of the week for three weeks. Howie Mandel hosts.

Which do you choose?
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Dude, forget Roseanne and Betty White. The chance to muff dive on Natalie Portman AND get paid for it? Option B, please.

A. Watch your pet get fucked by The Griz, with no monetary compensation
or
B. Watch your mom get fucked by Jeffrey Tambor but get $10,000
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Re: This or that, take two

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Can I get Mr Tambor to autograph my Arrested Development DVDs? And my Hellboy DVD?
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Re: This or that, take two

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anarky wrote:Can I get Mr Tambor to autograph my Arrested Development DVDs? And my Hellboy DVD?

Ditto. Easy ten large. My mom might even thank me.



Do you
Pay $5000 and RANDOMLY fuck one of the women cast members from Heroes for a night( you could get Hayden, but you might end up with Mrs. Petrelli. it's a crap shoot)

Or

Drink a super Big Gulp of your own urine and get paid $25,000
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I hate to ask all the qualifying questions, but can I drink about four beers quickly before producing said urine? If that's the case, I'd go with the pee. It'd be essentially water.
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Re: This or that, take two

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I'm assuming that I can drink beer before, since you didn't answer, so I'll go with the pee. It sounds disgusting, but $25,000 is a good deal of money.

You and your girlfriend/wife/whatever walk in on your mom and dad while they're filming a porno that's streaming live to a couple of million computers, startle them, and, as a result, you get your dad's "money shot" sprayed all over both your faces,

OR

Seeing a news report that JabbaJohnL was working at the local McDonald's you frequent and was arrested for adding his own special sauce to the burgers when he was on duty?
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The second one, since I'm not eating the burgers. :lol: And while I wouldn't want to work there, that's better than getting jizzed on.

Eat your own pubic hair (all of it, and no shaving)
or
Lick another man's taint for one second?
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Re: This or that, take two

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Okay, this one I'm not asking for clarification on just to be a smartass. When you say "no shaving," do you mean you actually have to rip the hair from your flesh with your teeth? Or do you only say "no shaving" meaning that you can't try to get rid of it to get out of the challenge, and it will be cut off for you? Because one is just asking you to eat hair. The other is asking you to eat hair and cause serious pain and suffering in the process.
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