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Re: WAR!!
Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:50 pm
by Mrs Funtime
I'm throwing a little shindig down at the club for Ophelia's birthday. I've not heard back from her precious little bundle of joy, Double_G, but I asked him to bring her a bouquet of roses big enough to mask your stench if you're able to make it. You really should come, Harriet. It's right across from the corner where you whore yourself out for crack money.
Re: WAR!!
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:42 pm
by Aunt Harriet
I was in the bookstore today and I saw Mrs. Funtime's book in the remaindered bin. The one titled 'How to Survive the Bukakke Experience without getting your Stomach Pumped'
I also found a cookbook with a darling recipe for blueberry muffins. I'll send it right over to you, Dearie.
Re: WAR!!
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:48 pm
by Mrs Funtime
Oh, I would so appreciate that, Harriet. You have that knack for blueberry muffins that I just can't seem to get down. You always were better at getting things down than I was--especially your panties, whenever the 4H Club is meeting. Too bad they usually mistake you for a goat and try to put you on stage!
Re: WAR!!
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:03 pm
by Aunt Harriet
This from the woman who uses the semen of Latino migrant farm workers like lip gloss. The Day Without Mexicans must've been your worst nightmare come to life, Sweetie. We all know where you stand on the illegal immigration issue.
And when I say stand, I mean lay on your back.
Re: WAR!!
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:32 am
by anarky
Vyn, your forums are a goddamn treasure.
Re: WAR!!
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 12:28 pm
by Ran
What a bunch of immature homos. I love it.
Re: WAR!!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2020 1:26 am
by Tom Foolery
I’m pretty sure at least one of these sock puppets is mine and I don’t remember writing ANY of that. I’m like “that’s fucking hilarious...wait, did I do that??!”