We should start a Kris Kristofferson "thing"
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We should start a Kris Kristofferson "thing"
Being serious here, though it's hard not to joke.
Y'know how some celebrities have this weird cult status online, like Chuck Norris or Mr T?
We should begin a grassroots campaign to get Kris Kristofferson some sort of weird cult status.
Y'know how some celebrities have this weird cult status online, like Chuck Norris or Mr T?
We should begin a grassroots campaign to get Kris Kristofferson some sort of weird cult status.
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Once Kris had a hankering for French Toast, so he had 100 Hot French Maids flown over on the Concorde. Fucked every last one of them to work up an appetite, then had them make him the toast and take turns blowing him while he enjoyed breakfast.
True Story.
True Story.
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This one seriously is a true story.
Kris wanted to get a recording contract, so he got a job with Columbia Records as a janitor. He got to meet Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, but couldn't get a break as a songwriter.
Years later, to get Cash's attention and convince him to record one of his songs, he landed a helicopter in Cash's yard. Cash recorded the song, "Sunday Morning Coming Down," and it hit #1.
He's smoked weed with Willie, played Whistler in Blade, and fucked Barbra Streisand so none of the rest of us would have to.
When the true shit is that crazy, you don't have to make stuff up.
Kris wanted to get a recording contract, so he got a job with Columbia Records as a janitor. He got to meet Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, but couldn't get a break as a songwriter.
Years later, to get Cash's attention and convince him to record one of his songs, he landed a helicopter in Cash's yard. Cash recorded the song, "Sunday Morning Coming Down," and it hit #1.
He's smoked weed with Willie, played Whistler in Blade, and fucked Barbra Streisand so none of the rest of us would have to.
When the true shit is that crazy, you don't have to make stuff up.
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Re: We should start a Kris Kristofferson "thing"
Does he have a myspace page yet? If not, we should jump on it.anarky wrote:Being serious here, though it's hard not to joke.
Y'know how some celebrities have this weird cult status online, like Chuck Norris or Mr T?
We should begin a grassroots campaign to get Kris Kristofferson some sort of weird cult status.
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Ray Nagin wasn't convinced there should be a Mardi Gras this past year. Kris called him up and promised him a good time would be had by all. He even brought a semi truck packed full of topless girls.
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