A Place For My Stuff

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A Place For My Stuff

Postby Tom Foolery » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:14 am

I’m doing the most adult thing I’ve ever done in my nearly half century on this mudball.

We(my girlfriend of six+ years) put an offer in on a house. The offer was accepted. We walked thru the house today with the house inspector to look for any potential defects. He didnt find any. So now its just down to the financials of “closing” which generally take about a month.

Holy shit.

I was just getting tired of throwing rent money down the toilet every month instead of putting equity in a home. And since the boy turned 18 last week, I’m off the child support for the first time in 16 years. I feel financially confident for the first time in decades.

But guys....I’ll finally be able to have my MANCAVE. All my books will be in one location. I can COMBINE my collections!! All Most of my stuff can be displayed instead of being boxed up in storage!

The next adult thing to do is going to put a ring on it. If I can commit to a 30 year mortgage with the love of my life, it seems silly not to Wife her.
I think maybe do the traditional thing and ask her parents permission. Slightly awkward, since they’re my age( she’s 20 younger than me) but we’ve been together long enough, I’m part of the family. Her mother will be thrilled.

But anyway...house.
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Re: A Place For My Stuff

Postby Diabolical » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:02 am

Congrats!
The hardest part is actually organizing it all in a cohesive way.
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Re: A Place For My Stuff

Postby Ran » Tue Feb 23, 2021 12:25 pm

Congrats, but you're still an immature homo like the rest of us.

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Re: A Place For My Stuff

Postby jjreason » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:57 pm

Congrats!

But also this:

Ran wrote:Congrats, but you're still an immature homo like the rest of us.
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Re: A Place For My Stuff

Postby Ran » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:12 am

After thinking about it, this makes him an immature homowner.

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Re: A Place For My Stuff

Postby vynsane » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:42 pm

awesome! just so you know, all of your stuff is required to be in your mancave and the rest of the house is hers. as long as you're clear on that.
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Re: A Place For My Stuff

Postby Tom Foolery » Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:42 pm

vynsane wrote:awesome! just so you know, all of your stuff is required to be in your mancave and the rest of the house is hers. as long as you're clear on that.


That’s the idea. My long boxes have been encroaching into the living room and bedroom for some time.

We’ve been talking about a house for a couple years. We just decided to pull the trigger a get serious at the beginning of the year. She was looking at houses online, a realtor e-mailed her, we scheduled an appointment to talk with him and away we went.
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