Okay, this is <b>not</b> something I'm into, but Howard Stern has been playing sound bytes of flicks that star young men (including, apparently, Ron Jeremy in at least one) alongside (and inside) old women acting like old women.
One of them is an old woman telling a delivery boy she's on the way to play bingo so she can "get some action." The convo progresses to her talking about how in her day she could pleasure a whole boatfull of sailors, and the next thing you know, you hear porno music, moaning, and the immortal line, "Well, wouldya look at that! My teeth came out!"
This is the most demented, funniest thing I've heard in a while. I'd post links to sound clips, but I have a feeling I'd be hitting the pavement if I looked for them at work.