Geriatric porn

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Geriatric porn

Postby anarky » Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:02 pm

Okay, this is <b>not</b> something I'm into, but Howard Stern has been playing sound bytes of flicks that star young men (including, apparently, Ron Jeremy in at least one) alongside (and inside) old women acting like old women.

One of them is an old woman telling a delivery boy she's on the way to play bingo so she can "get some action." The convo progresses to her talking about how in her day she could pleasure a whole boatfull of sailors, and the next thing you know, you hear porno music, moaning, and the immortal line, "Well, wouldya look at that! My teeth came out!"

This is the most demented, funniest thing I've heard in a while. I'd post links to sound clips, but I have a feeling I'd be hitting the pavement if I looked for them at work.

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Postby mabudon » Tue Jun 21, 2005 7:27 pm

Well, wait til you're at home- I have a weird morbid fascination with the concept- it sounds totally funny but REALLY WRONG in so many ways

I must wait til the video component is safely isolated, so if you get audio-only clips up somewhere's please post-em

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Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Thu Jun 23, 2005 2:30 pm

Hee hee hee all you have to do is put a tape player in mypocket. Why do you think i voluntier at the old folks home so much.

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Re: Geriatric porn

Postby Mister Roboto » Sun May 24, 2020 11:25 pm

Ew. Someone posts a topic called “Geriatric Porn” and you clicked on it.

WTF is wrong with you??
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Re: Geriatric porn

Postby Ran » Mon May 25, 2020 12:49 pm

I only clicked on it because I saw Mab's name. Those really old posts have some glitch where it lists the first person to reply as the creator.


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