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Postby homeless man » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:05 am

Hi fellas, its been awhile since I have been here. My life has changed so much. One day I was taking a piss outside a dumpster. I looked inside and saw a half eaten Olive Loaf sandwich. I was starving so I pulled it out of there. Right below it was an unscratched Lotto card, one of those win for life suckas. Well, I stuck it in my pocket until I found a penny on the floor that I could use to scratch it off with.

When I found a penny, I scratched the ticket. I won, I actually won. I was to be homeless no more. I walked into the store to claim my winnings and the guy said I needed an address to have the checks mailed to. I didnt know what to do. I went out back and took a shit in the alley and then ate the evidence.

I thought about it and went to my brothers house. I had to swallow my pride and see him. He was shocked ot find out what became of me. He took me in and fed me. A homecooked meal after 13 years is great stuff. I told him the story of the ticket and needing an address. I asked him if I could stay there and get my life straightened up if I gave him 1/2 my winnings while I was there. He agreed.

I found a job at the local Krispy Creme selling donuts. I made it to manager after only 4 weeks. I still go out back and pick the donuts from the trash that Habib throws away. I cant help myself. I have an apartment now and will be moving in on May 1st. My brother helped me alot. I have my life back. And the best news about everything is Snigtad didnt die. I feel so relieved about that.

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Postby The Grin » Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:59 pm

<font color="green">[^]How much did you win? You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
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Postby Boner Mazo » Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:38 pm

lol grin thats a good idea lol woud they bee hookrs tho? lol if i had a millon dollars id buy dell rusk an airplan ticket to come visit me so we could talk face 2 face lol if sgitnad was alive id buy him a tickt too lol

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Postby Dell Rusk » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:01 pm

i would bye u a ticket 2 boner cause u r kewl, home less man can come 2 cause he seems kewl 2

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Postby jjreason » Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:35 pm

Dell, did you come up with "buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrn" due to the sensation you feel when you pee? Maybe you should keep your wiener out of those dogs' bums.

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Postby Mrs Funtime » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:51 pm

Roy's little vienna sausage cock burns when he pees, because I gave that bastard the clap.

How do you like me now, "Captain"?

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:55 am

With that much money, I'd have a reality show in Vegas and get a dozen hookers to come up to the penthouse and tell them that only one of them is getting the $100,000 fee. Whomever plies their trade on me the best gets the cash. Then get rid of one a week after they each fuck me silly in so many different positions and combos. And then sell the footage to a cable network and start the whole thing over again the following season.

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Postby Ran » Fri May 03, 2019 11:26 am

Eternal Padawan wrote:With that much money, I'd have a reality show in Vegas and get a dozen hookers to come up to the penthouse and tell them that only one of them is getting the $100,000 fee. Whomever plies their trade on me the best gets the cash. Then get rid of one a week after they each fuck me silly in so many different positions and combos. And then sell the footage to a cable network and start the whole thing over again the following season.


Sounds like it would be one heck of a reality show.


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