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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby jjreason » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:46 pm

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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby Ran » Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:54 pm

My next door neighbor put up their Christmas lights this weekend. I am not even ready for Thanksgiving yet.

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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby jjreason » Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:40 pm

I have no recollection of posting that photo of Chewie. It's like it never happened.
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby Jargo » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:11 pm

So there's a small town in the south of England whose municipal council authorised these christmas lights dubbed Santa's pants by locals...
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby jjreason » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:23 pm

They look like they've been hung up for the sole purpose of letting the boys have target practice.
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby Jargo » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:55 pm

The centre row of lights between the two strings of pants, puts me in mind of some sort of shrimp. Like two shrimps about to fight. I think the guys who put these up so artlessly deserve a medal. Also, I don't think I've ever seen xmas lights less festive. Oh wait, my own town hung the cheapest extruded plastic mouldings on lamp posts one year. The kind of thing you tack to a wall or a door. It was a Santa but there were no illuminations to make it seem festive and light so it looked like wanted posters. That's definitely the worst I've seen in recent years.
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby jjreason » Fri Nov 27, 2015 5:32 am

There is a fine line between "At least they're trying to do something." and "Ummm, that's only making things worse."
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby jjreason » Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:26 am

Merry Christas again, Ho Ho Hoes.
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Dec 24, 2017 12:15 pm

jjreason wrote:Merry Christas again, Ho Ho Hoes.


Bitch. You early.

For Christmas(well Thursday but close enough), I got to take my kid to the dentist to get three cavities filled and pay the deductible.
So my Xmas spending fund was depleted and e’erybody ain’t getting shit for gifts. I seriously have $3.25 in my bank account until next Wednesday.

Merry fuckin Christmas.
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby jjreason » Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:38 pm

The teeth are fixed. At the end of the day, that's a pretty damned good present regardless of "fun factor".
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Re: Merry Christmas Fuckers!

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:17 pm

That was exactly my thinking.
Although also my thinking, as someone who’s never had a cavity, routine brushing and flossing(which is NOT that difficult) would’ve saved me an unnecessary $150 which I could’ve lavished gifts on them with.
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