The centre row of lights between the two strings of pants, puts me in mind of some sort of shrimp. Like two shrimps about to fight. I think the guys who put these up so artlessly deserve a medal. Also, I don't think I've ever seen xmas lights less festive. Oh wait, my own town hung the cheapest extruded plastic mouldings on lamp posts one year. The kind of thing you tack to a wall or a door. It was a Santa but there were no illuminations to make it seem festive and light so it looked like wanted posters. That's definitely the worst I've seen in recent years.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Osculum mihi asinum!