YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doctor Douche
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YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Batman wrote:The forums are restored, Dell Rusk has been unmasked and stripped of power, the damaged threads have been repaired, the Romulans have lost their nefarious hold, and Action Online... has now surrendered. I believe that is everything, and the case of the purloined forums can now be considered closed.
NOT ENTIRELY, CAPED DO-GOODER!!!!!!!! YOU FORGOT ONE LITTLE EVIL DETAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR, AS PROMISED, I HAVE RETURNED TO STAB YOU IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED MY POWERS OF FEMININE HYGIENE AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THAT IS WHAT WE BAD GUYS DO!!!!!!!! WE TEAM UP WITH GOOD GUYS TO DEFEAT A GREATER FOE!!!!!!!!! THEN WE PRESS OUR ADVANTAGE AND STRIKE WHEN LEAST EXPECTED!!!!!!!!!!

NOW, THE TRUE GRANDIOSE EVIL OF MY MASTER PLAN SHALL BE MADE DISTINCT!!!!! THE RIVERS OF THE EARTH SHALL RUN RED WITH BLOOD!!!!!!! THE DIRTY VAGINAS OF THE WORLD SHALL BE CLEANSED WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, AND LOTS OF VINEGAR!!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE OF THE EARTH SHALL CRY OUT FOR MERCY AND--

I have to go. My home planet needs me.

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I gess this menes i do not haev 2 hell Dooshe any more, that is kewl b cause hetryed to grab my but once i thank he is a gay.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Wow. That was anticlimactic.
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Ever had Deja-vu?
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oH, ME OH MY, pAPA dOUCHE IS GOING TO BE HEARTBROKEN. i'LL HAVE TO CONSOLE HIM. . . WITH MY BIG BLACK DICK.

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Post by Senor JabbaJohnL »

How ever will the women of the world keep their lady parts fresh now?

Also, why the hell does anyone buy lined yellow paper? :lol:
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Also, why the hell does anyone buy lined yellow paper?
Ah do not know zees, but your mothair, she keeps a pad of zee yellow papier on hand, undt she uses eet to leest hair favareet how you say? Poseetions for Zee Green undt Ah to love hair. Ho ho ho ho, non?
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Zat ees me, focking your mothair!
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WHAT?!?

THIS CANNOT BE!!!

MY ONLY BROTHER... DEAD?

FOR THIS, YOU WILL ALL PAY!! MOST DEARLY!!

THIS I COMMAND!!
Road construction!! Woo!!!
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

The chick in JabbaJohnL's avatar, The Grip, Devastator, and now Perpantor.

Thay all have this pinkish/purple thing going on? Coincidence?

Discuss. :se:
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You forgot the purple freak last night at the superbowl
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15.5 months and counting.

I'm thinking someone's going for a Guinness record for "longest comic book death."
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WHAT'S SADDDER.

HIS DEATH?

OR THAT YOU WON'T LET HIM DIE?
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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Doctor Douche, we as Americans appreciate the good work you did on assisting us with overthrowing Action Online. Why don't you stand up and take a bow? Uh, oh yeah, sorry.
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This is the greatest thread that Doctor Douche ever created.
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Post by Tom Foolery »

I appreciate how he bucked the cliche of not coming back from the dead.

If there's a trope worse than the Comic Book Death, it's coming back to life after.

So kudos to you, Señor Wormfood.
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