I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
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I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
...The Bachelor/ette offends the hell out of me.
It's bad enough that thirty or whatever the fuck number of men are competing for one woman, and everyone involved says it's totally for love and long-term commitment, then she not only starts fucking them all, but the producers of the show actually encourage this and make a big deal about it?
Obviously, I don't think sex is wrong, but there's a difference between "I've had sex with fifty [or a hundred, or even a thousand] guys" and "Yeah, I told you I loved you, I wanted to be with you forever, and I fucked you, then the next day I told this other guy the same thing and fucked him, and that continued for about a week. But now I love you again."
Christ, the fucking premise of the show is so goddamned degrading to the concept of love, which is already shot to fucking hell in modern society, but why don't they just get the woman addicted to crack, put her on a street corner, give all the guys fifty dollar bills, and each week she gets rid of the one with the shortest dick? It would actually be in better taste!!
It's bad enough that thirty or whatever the fuck number of men are competing for one woman, and everyone involved says it's totally for love and long-term commitment, then she not only starts fucking them all, but the producers of the show actually encourage this and make a big deal about it?
Obviously, I don't think sex is wrong, but there's a difference between "I've had sex with fifty [or a hundred, or even a thousand] guys" and "Yeah, I told you I loved you, I wanted to be with you forever, and I fucked you, then the next day I told this other guy the same thing and fucked him, and that continued for about a week. But now I love you again."
Christ, the fucking premise of the show is so goddamned degrading to the concept of love, which is already shot to fucking hell in modern society, but why don't they just get the woman addicted to crack, put her on a street corner, give all the guys fifty dollar bills, and each week she gets rid of the one with the shortest dick? It would actually be in better taste!!
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Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
It offends the hell out of me that you watch The Bachelor(ette).
There's other programming on TV. You have ZERO excuse.
There's other programming on TV. You have ZERO excuse.
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There was a commercial on AMC for Snakes on a Plane. Samuel L. Jackson is now "...tired of all these monkey fighting snakes on the monkey fighting plane."
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I hate the Bachelor too - the women competing for the guy's attention are willing to do pretty much anything - ok anything - to win the competition.... but why on earth would a rich handsome playboy ever settle for the bitch that was willing to do the most to win a tv contest? He would wrong - flat out wrong - to not fuck as many of them as he can during the show and then tell them all to piss off & grow up at the end. It's evil. And girls 14 & 15 are watching it & talking about it, including my daughter.
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Listen here, monkey fighter. First of all, no one should be watching the Bachelor. Secondly, I'm trying to hijack this thread to make it about monkey fighting Sam Jackson and how monkey fighting censors changed his dialogue.jjreason wrote:I hate the Bachelor too - the women competing for the guy's attention are willing to do pretty much anything - ok anything - to win the competition.... but why on earth would a rich handsome playboy ever settle for the bitch that was willing to do the most to win a tv contest? He would wrong - flat out wrong - to not fuck as many of them as he can during the show and then tell them all to piss off & grow up at the end. It's evil. And girls 14 & 15 are watching it & talking about it, including my daughter.
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I've been smacking my monkey for years, on & off the plane
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All you monkeyfighters can go fight yourselves.
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I just thought I'd drop in to remind all of you that I fight all of your monkeys. OYES!
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If 'Monkey Fighting' is the reciprocal phrase of 'Mother Fucking' does it follow logically that The Grin has just been engaging in fisticuffs with simians all these years?
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Tom Foolery wrote:If 'Monkey Fighting' is the reciprocal phrase of 'Mother Fucking' does it follow logically that The Grin has just been engaging in fisticuffs with simians all these years?
Not exactly. The AMC channel and this thread are the only places where "monkey fighting" and "mother fucking" are reciprocal. I do not battle primates, but I understand you spend a lot of time spanking a certain type of simian. The Growl, on the other hand, has been known to fight a mother. We haven't heard from him in a while, so he might have fought something he shouldn't have and ended up getting losing the fuck.
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I'll hump a mother's leg, or a monkey's leg, or even a monkey's mother's leg or a mother's monkey's leg, but that's the extent of my job description. You've mixed me up with our coworker The Griz.
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Griz, Growl, whatever. Neither of you have been coming to the meetings. How am I supposed to keep each of your sexual preferences straight if you never show up?
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Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
What y'all be needing is some good ol' murder porn. That's whut the growed ups watch.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Re: I'm not some censor-happy prude, but...
You know what I don't get? How and what they decide to censor on basic cable. A while back, I was watching Machete, and they showed a dude getting his skull split open, but censored out titties.
Then tonight, I saw Blazing Saddles, and they censored the language for obvious reasons. Following that, Animal House was on. They left in the language, but censored out the titties again. So the pillow fight scene had white blurs over the naughty bits. Then a little while later when Pinto has the Mayor's daughter in the frat house, they blur out her boobs, but the devil on his shoulder still says "fuck her" completely uncensored.
I couldn't care less about not seeing tits. I just find it hard to believe that women's nipples are more offensive than violence or a devil telling someone to fuck a drunk, passed out, underage chick.
Then tonight, I saw Blazing Saddles, and they censored the language for obvious reasons. Following that, Animal House was on. They left in the language, but censored out the titties again. So the pillow fight scene had white blurs over the naughty bits. Then a little while later when Pinto has the Mayor's daughter in the frat house, they blur out her boobs, but the devil on his shoulder still says "fuck her" completely uncensored.
I couldn't care less about not seeing tits. I just find it hard to believe that women's nipples are more offensive than violence or a devil telling someone to fuck a drunk, passed out, underage chick.
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Makes the network look like absolute fools - which I have no doubt is at least reasonably accurate.
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