Jack Bauer'll headbutt a motherfucker in less than 24 hours

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Eternal Padawan wrote:I've missed the last two episodes.
You can watch them on myspace if you wanna catch up
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Since there'll be no season this year because of the writer's strike we'll have to make do with this gem.



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I don't really get it, but....

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I dunno. Maybe it's an anti-terrorist...um...thing?

Because lots of terrorists drive thru Hillbillyfuck, Arkansas like ya do.
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it probably used to say 'chuck norris' but even the inbred fucks in hillbillyfuck, arkansas know that meme is dead.
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Or maybe Chuck Norris told them to take his name off their redneck church sign or he'd kill every person in the county.
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In all the excitement of watching the Seahawks embarrass the Broncos yesterday, forgot to comment on the 24 teaser ads.

Allow me to rectify that now:

FUCK. YEAH.

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