commercials that bug you

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This commercial is so bizarre I can't stop laughing when it comes on.

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Not a commercial as such but when you're watching a show and the banner comes up at the bottom of the screen during the denouement to let you know what's coming up next and it's fucking half the size of the screen and has the 'stars' of said shitty show animated in some goofy mugging to the camera pose so you're totally distracted and totally miss the denouement because you're thinking 'fuck you *name of show* and fuck you *name of actor*'.
I feel like I can say that because though we don't have that here I watch 'obtained' copies of American shows and they all have the stupid fucking banner pop ups.

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Towards that end, Ive already decided Sean Hayes and his new half-hour comedy can fuck off and die because I'm sick of him jumping over a couch at the bottom of the screen all summer.
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What's up with Hans the Toaster Strudel Boy. Please go away.


On the flip side, the McDs commercial with Kaepernick and Flacco makes me laugh. When Colin says "Ahh! I hate puppets!" and shakes his fist just cracks me up. "I need a mustache so bad."
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I used to like the Toaster Strudel commercials with the fake chefs complaining about strudels coming from a toaster. IIRC, one of them actually got away with the guy saying "fricking," because it was mixed with German and gibberish and got past the censors. "Einen strudel, der einen fricking toaster?"
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Saw a new Geico commercial today.

A young man and a doctor are seen, apparently from the point of view of the man's wife giving birth. She's moaning and breathing heavily, and the guy and the doctor are encouraging her to push. Suddenly, a dude who looks like the Joker (as played by Jack Nicholson) sort of skips up behind the man and stands directly behind him, very close. Right as the doctor says, "Congratulations! It's a boy!" we hear a zipper being lowered and the guy gets this completely shocked look on his face and cries out in surprise.

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What channel was it on?
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Jaesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you James Earl Jones and Macolm McDowell??
I can't believe you're both so broke as to debase yourself with that shit.

"Totes McGoats" indeed. You fucking clowns.
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They should have found a hotter mom for Stacey. This one is ok, but they could have done better.



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I was thinking the same thing. That Stacey's mom is kind of mannish.
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The one where Jennifer Aniston is complaining that there's no shower on her airline. Shut your pie hole you smug entitled elitist bitch. Some of us fly Southwest because we don't get millions in residuals from old sitcoms. Fuck right off please.
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You'd fuck her. Don't pretend you wouldn't.
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I absolutely wouldn't. I've never found Aniston attractive. I don't think I'd do any of the Friends. But if I did, it'd be Courtney Cox.
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Those new AT&T commercials with the stop motion Rudolph characters like the Abominable Snowman and Santa. Because stop motion Lily's cans are nowhere near big enough. The real Lily is stacked. Stop motion Lily is like a b-cup. I disapprove.
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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