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commercials that bug you
one that bugs me is that one for a cruise line where its the woman filming her daughter like its a nature show and she's looking for an endangered species and it turns out its the daughter smiling. and the daughter is like twelve, maybe as old as fourteen but no more. and when she is smiling she's flirting with a twentyish jetski instructor. what the fuck, lady? it's one thing for the jetski instructor to want to bang this girl since they're probably in some banana republic where sex with minors is ok and even encouraged, fuck, she's sprouted little boobs already. but for the lady to seem thrilled at the idea of her daughter applying her new found jetski riding knowledge to riding this adult seems a little bit wrong to me. would she tape her own daughter fucking some random grownup like bunnies just to have a record of how happy her daughter was when she got her first money shot in the face?
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This Friendly's commercial is annoying as fuck.
And who could forget this Quiznos commercial from a couple of years ago?
Also the ShamWow commercials are getting annoying.
And who could forget this Quiznos commercial from a couple of years ago?
Also the ShamWow commercials are getting annoying.
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Geico's 3 different ad campaigns are annoying, The Caveman, The Gecko, and the kid who wants to kick that nascar driver's ass.
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Take that back! ShamWow Carnie Guy for Vice President.Double_G wrote:This Friendly's commercial is annoying as fuck.
And who could forget this Quiznos commercial from a couple of years ago?
Also the ShamWow commercials are getting annoying.
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agreed. pick one theme and go with it, geico.Rogue II wrote:Geico's 3 different ad campaigns are annoying, The Caveman, The Gecko, and the kid who wants to kick that nascar driver's ass.
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The caveman commercials don't even make any sense anymore. I don't even bother to try to figure out what's going on with those.
I've never seen that Quizno's commercial. It's funny, but it could get old quick. Like the ones they had with dead rats, or those with the talking baby. I hate talking babies. Something about that disturbs me. Speaking of which, the fucking eTrade commercial where the baby is not only talking, but vomits. That commercial has to be prohibited in the Constitution somewhere. Or at least in the Bible.
The ShamWow commercials are so weird, I'm not quite sure they count as "annoying." They're just strange.
The Carnival Cruise one (I think that's who does it) I've tuned out and never thought of that way. But you're kinda right. Plus, it's playing "Lust for Life." Families don't listen to "Lust for Life" on cruises. College kids play "Lust for Life" while they're getting blasted and fucking random people at frat parties. Kinda adds to the sick pedophilia aspect, don't you think?
I've never seen that Quizno's commercial. It's funny, but it could get old quick. Like the ones they had with dead rats, or those with the talking baby. I hate talking babies. Something about that disturbs me. Speaking of which, the fucking eTrade commercial where the baby is not only talking, but vomits. That commercial has to be prohibited in the Constitution somewhere. Or at least in the Bible.
The ShamWow commercials are so weird, I'm not quite sure they count as "annoying." They're just strange.
The Carnival Cruise one (I think that's who does it) I've tuned out and never thought of that way. But you're kinda right. Plus, it's playing "Lust for Life." Families don't listen to "Lust for Life" on cruises. College kids play "Lust for Life" while they're getting blasted and fucking random people at frat parties. Kinda adds to the sick pedophilia aspect, don't you think?
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I remember that Quizno's commercial and it did get annoying.
Friendly's is still in business?
JabbaJohnL, I'm going to need you to go down to that sports store and kick that guys ass. thanks.
Now that Flea market guy should have had a Top 40 hit.
Friendly's is still in business?
JabbaJohnL, I'm going to need you to go down to that sports store and kick that guys ass. thanks.
Now that Flea market guy should have had a Top 40 hit.
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I am going to that sports store later to get a good savings. Did you know they have scrunchies?
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I HATE the freecreditreport.com commercials where the douchebag is always singing some retarded ass song.
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I just figured those didn't qualify as "bugging" me, so much as "inducing me to want to commit murder."
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Well, stovepipe hats bugged John Wilkes Booth and we all know how that ended.
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Fuck the scrunchies, I'm getting some sneakers so I can play "Magic the Gathering" comfortably.Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:I am going to that sports store later to get a good savings. Did you know they have scrunchies?
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You can even do it there, since they have seating free of charge.
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HeyO! Heh. Heh.Diabolical wrote:Well, stovepipe hats bugged John Wilkes Booth and we all know how that ended.
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