Deadwood

most tv sucks these days, but there are some shining examples of good writing, acting, camera work, etc... we call those Deadwood and Arrested Development. Family Guy sucks ass, though...

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Deadwood

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Isaw an epsidoe of Deadwood last night for the first time. Thought I could write a script for it


Fucking Fuck
What did the Fucking Cocksucker do?
He fucked up
How the Fuck did he do that?
Hes a dumb fucker


I swear, they used the words fuck so much they make Pacino's Scarface look like an Angel.
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As much as Jay in the opening of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back?
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More dude. I swear fuck and cocksucker were like in every line in the show.
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Yep, and cocksucker ain't the only C Word on the menu neither. Fuck is it funny with the swearing.
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I read this article where the creator of the show was talking about all the different nuances about how you could say "cocksucker" and give it like 70 different meanings. I really want to see this.
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Well the season 1 DVDs are now available - likely for rental as well. They include the short doc about the use of the language for the show on one of the discs.
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I <b>finally</b> got to see the first season this weekend.

<b>Holy hell, this show is awesome!!</b>

Anyone know where it's at now in terms of season #, episode, etc? I don't want to skip too much, since I've not seen anything from the second season, and it's probably on the fourth by now?

Vyn, you need to find Calamity Jane and convince her to be a mod here. I'm sure she'd do a better job than Grimlock.
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Fairly certain Deadwood's second season finished back in May of this year.

No season three yet, probably won't be until sometime in the first few months of 2006.
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Thanks to the Season 2 re-broadcast and the wonders of HBO On-Demand, I'm now caught up through Episode 19.

I have one thing to say:

<b>Holy crap!! I've had kidneystones before, but thank God never even 1/10th as bad as Swearengen's! Jesus tapdancing Christ! That fucker could put out a plate glass window!!</b>
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Season 3 is being filmed as we speak, and I believe it will air in the summer of 2006.... don't quote me on that though, it's all hearsay.
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Season 3 sucks so far, I wish the Nigga General was back.
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Deadwood.? Is that like when your weiner goes flaccid after fucking seeing Slicker's mom nekkid?
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I think my previous reply to this was: "No, Deadwood is more like when you've had way to much to drink, yet somehow manage to get an erection... you can bang away forever but can't feel a thing."

Back on. I'm 2 eps behind, and need to catch up here quick so I can post about what's happening.

Well, lookee there, I guess I didn't have to watch them to post about them!
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Favorite Deadwood quotes

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Here are some of mine...

Al to Hearst: When empty do not pause and inquire, just assume and refill

Al to the Saloon: Open the fuckin place up, tell the whores if their legs aint in the air, it better be their asses.

Dority to Hearst: Morning, best time of day to go fuck yourself

Jane to Stubbs: If ya heard me fart, excuse me.

Jane to Shaughnessy: Go fuck yourself with a fist punch in the ass, today, at the present moment.
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Funny, I just finished watching a show about Calamity Jane on Biography, which included interviews with the woman who plays Jane on Deadwood. (No drop-dead gorgeous babe by any stretch, but not nearly as fugly/masculine as the character.)

And in honor of that:

"I don' drink where I'm the only one with any fuckin' ballsh!"

And I thought it was Dortry (sp?) who made the comment about morning being the best time of day.
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