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The Fish won because the Chargers missed a last minute FG. That puts them in 1st. The Bills have Denver next week. I can't see the Bills winning that one. The Broncos at the moment are spanking the Cowboys.

Buffalo's D did their job today. The Bills just can't have a good offense and defense at the same time. I still don't believe they will win more than 5 games this year.

McCown is starting for the Jets. He's been in the league since 2002.
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Vikings, Bears, and Packers all lost today!
Now I RRRRRREEALLLYY want Odell to sit out tomorrow's game.
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I was listening to sports radio this morning and the guy went on a Lions RB tangent. He ended up reading off every Lions starting RB since Barry Sanders and decided that it has been almost 20 years since Detroit has had a running game.
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Awwww yeah. 2 and 0!
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The Loins are unstoppable!

And tender when you slow cook them all day.
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i'm boycotting NFL because of Kaepernick and also because i never watch NFL.
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I don't have a horse in the race, but I'm watching the London game on Yahoo live stream right now, and holy shit at the complete ass punching the Jags are giving the Ravens. Even more so because for the past couple years, Blake Bortles has been the joke of the NFL and Flacco is a SuperBowl winning QB. The Ravens are doing everything wrong, interceptions, fumbles, poor play calling.
But Jacksonville has been giving London fans a fantastic show. Up 37-zilch and still doing fake punt plays for big yardage? Goddamn. Blake fucking Bortles? Are you kidding me?
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BULLLLLSSHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
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I have Matt Ryan and Matt Stafford on one of my fantasy teams. I started Ryan. Wrong choice.

I certainly didn't expect the Bills to win today. Had a friend who is a Broncos fan text me this morning and wanted to make a bet. I told her no way.
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There were a lot of matchups that didn't go the way one would expect. I wouldn't have expected a Bear win over the Steelers.
Or someone in the Atlanta organization to give sloppy blowjobs to the entire NFL officiating team in exchange for sabotaging a Detroit win. Lots of stomachs getting pumped in Atlanta ERs this evening. Ten second run off bullshit.
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what with all the counter-boycotting, i should clarify that i'm WITH kaepernick. #TakeAKnee
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How to separate idiots from patriots.

Step 1: Ask this question "What's more important; the symbol, or the ideas and ideals it represents?"
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Is Miami having buyer's remorse with Cutler yet? Call Kaepernickers!
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Awwwwyisssss 4-0!!* The defense did the heavy lifting today.

Congrats to the Bills, legit first place in their division. Atlanta should be 2-2 now. But y'know...fucking bullshit calls and whatnot.

At what point did the Texans just become dicks pouring salt in the wound? That was a fucking beat down. 57 points.

I feel bad for the Browns. They cannot catch a break.




*or it would be, if we ignore that bullshit call last week.
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I'm happy Houston has something to be happy about. Deshaun looks legit.
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