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Re: Football

Postby jjreason » Tue Jul 07, 2020 6:57 am

All I know is I'm sure glad the Bears passed on him in the draft so that we didn't have to be the ones paying him that much!

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Re: Football

Postby Ran » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:36 am

The Bills traded that 1st round pick to KC, which they used on Mahomes. Buffalo got Tre White, who has been an excellent CB, and used KC's pick the following year to move up to get Josh Allen.

I'm not bothered by this because Andy Reid can get the most out of his QBs. He made AJ Feely look good enough for Miami to give up a 2nd round pick for him. The Bills didn't have the team in place for Mahomes to succeed. At least that's my rationalization.

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Re: Football

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Sep 13, 2020 11:13 pm

It’s September! And that means ‘tis time for the Lions to shit the bed and blow a lead in the 4th again!


Also, tell me you didn’t fall off your chair laughing the first time you saw the FanDuel commercial where they unironically had Jeff Fisher giving advice on Fantasy Drafting as their new spokesman.
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Re: Football

Postby jjreason » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:03 am

Thanks to playing the Lions, the Bears achieved my anticipated total of team wins for the season a little earlier than I expected. Great job, fellas.
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Re: Football

Postby Diabolical » Mon Sep 14, 2020 2:56 pm

The Lions statistically had a 98% chance of winning when they were up 23-6.
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Re: Football

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Sep 20, 2020 2:56 pm

0-2!!

Will Quinn and Patricia be fired before the end of the season? And how many games will it take?
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Postby jjreason » Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:06 pm

Bears hang on against the rallying Giants & are now 2-0. They are not fooling anyone, but I'm sure the playoff talk will start today in earnest. Ridiculous.
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Re: Football

Postby Tom Foolery » Sun Oct 04, 2020 7:57 pm

4-0 Bills looking pretty good there.
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Re: Football

Postby Ran » Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:58 am

Now that the Bills are actually on TV again, I haven't been able to watch a game. I worked 14 hours yesterday.

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Re: Football

Postby Tom Foolery » Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:52 pm

First off, it was gratifying to see TB pwn Green Bay on Sunday. Especially since the local news had been blowing Rogers for having the best QB rating thru the first four games of a season in the entire history of football.

Second, wow does the NFC East suck.

And finally, Stafford threw a TD against the Jags and he’s now thrown a TD against every team except the Lions. Nifty little milestone.
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Re: Football

Postby Ran » Mon Oct 26, 2020 4:21 pm

The Bills are the first team since at least 1940 to finish a game without scoring a touchdown or punt in a game. Luckily, they were playing the Jets, so they won.

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Re: Football

Postby Tom Foolery » Mon Oct 26, 2020 7:38 pm

Well, six field goals beats one TD and field goal...
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Re: Football

Postby Ran » Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:52 am

Random Hot Rod reference at the Bills game:

https://twitter.com/BuffaloBilICody/sta ... 5865636865

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Re: Football

Postby Tom Foolery » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:26 pm

That. Is. Awesome.
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