the vynsane asylum

Some days... you just... can't get rid of a droid.

I can't honestly say that I'm... into carnal acts with fellow men . However, this looks like the making of a true... forum-wide bonding opportunity. In the interest of togetherness , I will let you in on a little Bat-action the likes of which only... the lovely Marsha , Queen of Diamonds has ever e...

Lies. All lies. I would never consort... with an arch-fiend like Catwoman. And, even were I to do so, I would never... discuss it, as this is not how a gentleman composes himself. If there's one thing I want to impress upon my young ward, Robin , it's that we do not discuss in public what goes on.....

Good... lord . What has happened in my absence? Someone has clearly hacked into the Bat-computer and guessed my secret password, selina69 . Who could have done this... and... why? This must be the work of one of the most heinous arch-villains of Gotham, perhaps Crazy Quilt or the Ten-Eyed Man . But...

Yes, happy birthday... citizen . I have been on an extended hunting trip with my dearest friends (whom, of course, are never referenced at any point), when I overheard a broadcast from that mischievous maestro... Chandell, in which he played a... note incorrectly. Knowing this was a signal for his ...

WE DON'T CATER TO YOUR GODDAMN KIND IN GOTHAM CITY, ALIEN! IF YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER GODDAMN PLANET, STAY THE GODDAMN OFF OURS!!

[/size]THE GODDAMN BATMAN HAS SPOKEN![/b][/color]

YOU NEEDN'T WORRY YOURSELF ABOUT SCOOBY DOO! I HAVE DISPATCHED THAT STONER BASTARD WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! HE SAW BIZARRO THE GRIN! I KNOW HE DID! I DON'T NEED ANY PROOF; THE WAY HE GIGGLED WHEN I GRABBED HIM BY HIS THROAT AND SHOUTED MY QUESTIONS AT HIM WAS PLENTY OF EVIDENCE FOR THIS DETECTIVE! S...

MY GODDAMN BAT-CAMERA TAPED THIS MAN, WHO VISITED THE GRAVESIDE OF BIZARRO THE GRIN (AS I BURIED THE TWISTED PSYCHOPATH IN A DUMPSTER IN A SURPRISINGLY FANCY ALLEY BEHIND A CHINESE RESTAURANT). HE SHOUTED "NO!" FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, DROPPED HIS GODDAMN TROUSERS, AND STUCK A GODDAMN KETCHUP...

I ALWAYS VISIT THE CEMETERY IN MY CIVILIAN GUISE DURING THE DAYTIME. THIS MORNING, I CAUGHT THAT DEVIANT JERKOFF BIZARRO THE GRIN AT MY FATHER'S GRAVESIDE WITH A SHOVEL, SOME EDIBLE PANTIES, AND NOTHING ELSE! THE FULL FURY OF THE GODDAMN BATMAN RAINED DOWN UPON HIS HEAD! I CANNOT TOLERATE THOSE SUC...

BREAK THE LAW, HARM THE INNOCENT, OR JUST TAKE TOO GODDAMN LONG IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE BECAUSE YOU'RE WRITING A CHECK, AND I WILL FUCK YOU UP! JUST ASK THE PHANTOM MANASS! 206063-lg[1].jpg HAVE FUN TRYING TO BREATHE, YOU FAT TURD! YOU'VE BEEN BENT OUT OF SHAPE! [/size] BENT BY THE GODDAMN BATMAN!! ...

starscream.jpg ALL RIGHT, STARSCREAM, YOU WANNA GET NUTS? LET'S GET NUTS! LET'S SEE YOU WHINE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS, YOU GOBOT! THIS IS WAR, AND NO AMOUNT OF PANDERING TO SOME MENTALLY RETARDED WOULD-BE WARLORD WHO'S TOO BIG A PUSSY TO TURN INTO A GUN ANYMORE BECAUSE HE'S BUSY PANDERING TO LIBERAL C...