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by Ben Reilly
Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:33 pm
Forum: comedy
Topic: Why is Wanda Sykes not the highest-paid comedian alive?
Replies: 5
Views: 5914

Re: Why is Wanda Sykes not the highest-paid comedian alive?

Because she's a fucking libtard, and, therefore, is too goddamn lazy to make money. She's too busy mooching off the welfare system and popping out anchor babies.
by Ben Reilly
Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:32 pm
Forum: literature
Topic: Books you'd like to see made into good movies
Replies: 26
Views: 17245

Re: Books you'd like to see made into good movies

Someone needs to adapt Rush Limbaugh's The Way Things Ought to Be. That ought to get some libtard Hollywood pinko panties in a bunch. I bet the women won't like it either! HAW!!
by Ben Reilly
Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:27 pm
Forum: rants/raves
Topic: Dergnabbit Woman!!
Replies: 2
Views: 4563

Re: Dergnabbit Woman!!

Hey, Reggie! Long time, no see. Missed you at the last few Tea Party rallies. I got Bachmann's autograph last time, and she only had to check the spelling once!
by Ben Reilly
Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:25 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: So, What comics did you buy this week?
Replies: 3266
Views: 431020

Re: So, What comics did you buy this week?

You fucking libtard! Why don't you stay away from the comic books and go do something you really want to do, like have a group smoke on Wall Street or complain that Herman Cain, a truly great American, grabbed your ass? I'll have you know that your precious fucking "Punisher" is written by...
by Ben Reilly
Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Replies: 1014
Views: 141439

Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

I'm not some retarded adult toy player-wither, but even if I was, I'd pass, because they made Ripcord a colored!!
by Ben Reilly
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:47 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: So what the hell else happened to me?
Replies: 118
Views: 28206

Re: So what the hell else happened to me?

You know what happened to you now?

You're a black kid! And a Mexican! You're a Blaxican!!

Which means you illegally cross the border to steal our fried chicken. Haw haw!
by Ben Reilly
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:21 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Things were so much better under Reagan
Replies: 0
Views: 17896

Things were so much better under Reagan

For one thing, we had this old game system called an Atari. And there was a game where you were a white guy, and you shot darkies. That's all you did. Each black dude you shot was one point. And it was awesome. There had never been a game that cool. We didn't have the NAACP to cry, "Us coloreds...
by Ben Reilly
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:16 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Jack Hanna can go and suck a big bag of dicks
Replies: 9
Views: 2375

Re: Jack Hanna can go and suck a big bag of dicks

Fucking French. Trying to steal the name of our fucking Freedom Fries.
by Ben Reilly
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:15 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Jack Hanna can go and suck a big bag of dicks
Replies: 9
Views: 2375

Re: Jack Hanna can go and suck a big bag of dicks

Fucking pinkos. They should let us gun-loving real americans shoot any creature we want. And any animal that can't survive should get its ass back to France!
by Ben Reilly
Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Breaking News! Palin announces she will not run for Prez
Replies: 4
Views: 1515

Re: Breaking News! Palin announces she will not run for Prez

To be reelected, Barack HUSSEIN Osama would have to have been elected in the first place! That monkeyboy stole the election! He's not even from this country! He's not even our species!!
by Ben Reilly
Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:20 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: You know what I hate?
Replies: 4
Views: 896

You know what I hate?

Fucking liberals.
by Ben Reilly
Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:18 pm
Forum: tv shows
Topic: Monsterquest/Is It Real?
Replies: 37
Views: 9530

Re: Monsterquest/Is It Real?

Duh, Hitler did survive and got plastic surgery, and faked an American birth certificate while hiding in Kenya, and now he goes by Barack HUSSEIN Osama, and he's taken over this country from the true, white Americans. Not that I'm racist, but if the Founding Fathers wanted a black president, they wo...
by Ben Reilly
Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:17 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Health care
Replies: 2
Views: 786

Health care

I haven't been around too much lately, as I've gotten a new job working as a scriptwriter for a true American patriot, Glenn Beck. I thought you pinko commie bastards should know how Barack HUSSEIN Osama is going to fuck over your healthcare. First, there will be death panels. Any Republican would b...
by Ben Reilly
Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:54 pm
Forum: the daily scribble
Topic: Greg Louganis cialis cialis maksymalna dawka medikamente o
Replies: 1
Views: 7476

Re: Greg Louganis cialis cialis maksymalna dawka medikamente o

Your responding to an awful lot of spam. I think your a spam enabler in edition to being a fucking left-wing commie pinko.

I'm watching you, Anarky....
by Ben Reilly
Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:47 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: DAYLY DOSE OF DOOSHE!!!!!!
Replies: 111
Views: 36950

Re: DAYLY DOSE OF DOOSHE!!!!!!

All right, Spamboy, it's Gitmo for you, where those commies in the ACLU and Judge Refriedbeansomayor can't save your spamming ass!