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by Jargo
Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:22 pm
Forum: literature
Topic: My book wot I is writing.
Replies: 44
Views: 18013

Re: My book wot I is writing.

Finally finished the first draft. 257,766 words. It ends with my boys having stolen an armed merchant frigate in a blatant act of piracy and heading for the Americas. I will now spend the next ten years editing the fucking thing. on the up side I started playing with cover ideas. They all blow chunk...
by Jargo
Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:02 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 2004
Views: 233252

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

It does kind of make you think
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by Jargo
Thu Aug 20, 2015 5:22 am
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: The Book of Pooetry
Replies: 3
Views: 3610

Re: The Book of Pooetry

Oh
by Jargo
Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:09 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely
Replies: 2004
Views: 233252

Re: How I realized I was over Star Wars completely

Rogue one cast image.

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Meh.
by Jargo
Sun Aug 09, 2015 7:51 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Walking down the street today...
Replies: 10
Views: 3875

Re: Walking down the street today...

I was a trifle confused. Like 'wat da fuq I do?' I was all like :( an then I was like :frus: an then I was like :???: an now I be like :oops:
by Jargo
Sat Aug 08, 2015 7:51 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Walking down the street today...
Replies: 10
Views: 3875

Re: Walking down the street today...

*speechless*
by Jargo
Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:37 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Walking down the street today...
Replies: 10
Views: 3875

Re: Walking down the street today...

W T actual F?
by Jargo
Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:34 am
Forum: literature
Topic: My book wot I is writing.
Replies: 44
Views: 18013

Re: My book wot I is writing.

Ugh
by Jargo
Sun Aug 02, 2015 7:56 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Your Mission, should you choose to accept it...
Replies: 25
Views: 11370

Re: Your Mission, should you choose to accept it...

I'm small, but perfectly formed. (If perfect means amorphous).
by Jargo
Sat Aug 01, 2015 3:02 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
Replies: 122
Views: 26985

Re: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)

Getouttaheeeeeere!

Although conversely, in cremation, the hair is first to go.

Also, it's really hard to cremate a mouse using only cigarette lighter fuel.
by Jargo
Sat Aug 01, 2015 2:52 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Your Mission, should you choose to accept it...
Replies: 25
Views: 11370

Re: Your Mission, should you choose to accept it...

HA! Fucking brilliant. teeheheehee!
by Jargo
Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:09 pm
Forum: literature
Topic: My book wot I is writing.
Replies: 44
Views: 18013

Re: My book wot I is writing.

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by Jargo
Fri Jul 31, 2015 11:04 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)
Replies: 122
Views: 26985

Re: Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)

It should be legal to shoot taxi drivers that sit outside their fares house and honk the horn because they're too lazy to walk to the door and knock. Especially ones that do it in the wee small hours. If fingernails and hair continue to grow when we die then it must figure that toenails also grow. T...
by Jargo
Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:24 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: It's been two years
Replies: 18
Views: 5793

Re: It's been two years

Womanly
by Jargo
Fri Jul 31, 2015 9:05 am
Forum: movies
Topic: Your Mission, should you choose to accept it...
Replies: 25
Views: 11370

Re: Your Mission, should you choose to accept it...

I bet you'd love Tom Cruise fucking in a movie, though, Jargo. :beard: :heybaby: Ugh, dry heaving, bleurgh, Dry heaving at the dry heave. Fuck you Chux :frus: Also, short is creepy now? And I'm looking at you Mister Hamlin. I just want to remind you that I'm 5'5" and fightin' mad. lol I'm seri...