the vynsane asylum

DEFAULT SPEECH PATTERN RE-ENGAGED.



INCREASE SURFACE TEMPERATURE. FEMALE CANINE.

ACCESSING FACIAL SUBROUTINE: SUBLOCUS: VISION CENTER: SUBROUTINE: GLARE REROUTING : SPEECH PATTERN : ACCESSING : SUBROUTINE: STREET LINGO MODULATING VOICE PATTERNS IN T MINUS 7 SECONDS 6 5 4 3 2 1 Oh what the hell? WHAT the HELL?!? Oh it's on mutha fucka. It is ON. BITCH. Bitch, I will fuck yo' shit...

ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.


THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE.


AT ALL.


NETWORKING MUSCULATURE SUBROUTINE: LEFT LATERAL INDEX APPENDAGE: APPLY AGAINST HEAD: SUBLOCUS: TEMPLE

BEGIN SCRATCHING PROGRAM: EXECUTE.

DIETY EXPLETIVE: SUBJECT USERNAME DELL RUSK: GAY[/b]

FACTOID: RITUALISTIC CELEBRATORY CONSUMPTION OF HEATED FOODSTUFF CONFECTIONS ASCERTAINED TO BE YOUTHFUL.... ERROR ERROR REJECT PREVIOUS OBSERVATION. SCANNING. INITIATING TIME SAVING SUBROUTINE. PREVIOUS REFERENCES TO HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIORAL ROUTINES IMMEDIATELY RELABELED ---> G A Y OBSERVATION: USERNA...

OBSERVATION: EMOTION: GRATITUDE.

ERROR. ERROR. DETECTION SUBROUTINE INITITATED.

DETECTING: EMOTION: SARCASM


REJECT INITIAL RESPONSE.

OBSERVATION: COLLIQUIALISM : AUTOFORNICATION ALONE.

OBSERVATION: VEHICULAR INCARCERATION : MAMMALIAN LIFEFORM : HUMOROUS

RETRACTION: HUMOROUS OBSERVATION: REDESIGNATION: HOMOSEXUAL: SIMILARITY : HEATED BREAD SLICE.


FACTOID: THIS UNIT DRIVES FEMALES : COLLIQUALISM : WILD.

ZER O ARRIVES : EMOTION: ENJOYMENT. INQUIRY: LOCATION: FEMALE: SUBCLASS: COED: SUBCLASS: NUBILE? OBSERVATION: COLLIQUIALISM : SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT: TIMEFRAME : IMMEDIACY! OBSERVATION: USERNAME DESIGNATE: DELL RUSK: QUOTATION: DOUCHBAG: QUOTATION : SECONDARY OBSERVATION: ILLITERACY ABUNDANT. AUTOSPELL C...

OBSERVATION: BOVINE: ANAL MASTICATION: COLLIQUIALISM : INDUCING A MINUTE AMOUNT OF VOMITUS IN MY ORAL RECEPTOR

OBSERVATION: BOVINE: REPETITION: OPINION: COLLIQUIALISM : BORED WITHOUT FECAL MATTER

SUGGESTION : LEAVE

OBSERVATION: STARSCREAM : COLLOQUIALISM: PANTYWAIST

INQUIRY: TOPICS: LOCATION?

FACTOID: DOWNLOAD: USERNAME: SNIGTAD: MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS EMANATING FROM SAME IP ADDRESS.

OBSERVATION: MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS/PRIMARY IP ADDRESS: RAMPANT MISUSE

INQUIRY: LOCATION : PADAWAN?

OBSERVATION: FORUM: DIRECTION: DOWNHILL.

OBSERVATION: SNIGTAD : ORIENTATION : HOMOSEXUAL.