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by Batman
Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:06 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: The crazy-ass dream thread
Replies: 15
Views: 5668

I had the same dream, Rogue II! Was your Mysterious, Yet Familiar Voice kind of low-pitched, sort of like maybe what the guy who voiced Cobra Bubbles in Lilo & Stitch might sound like if he was a robot? Ah, anarky... I can only hope the voice you and Rogue II was whom I suspect it to be. Though...
by Batman
Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:04 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: THE DESERT ISLAND
Replies: 112
Views: 35708

Alas... it appears two of our number have not... appeared yet. I worry for their safety. We will need all of our... manpower to stop these villainous Romulans. Quickly, Robin... guard the Gotham National Bank. These treacherous fiends are certain to attempt to make a... large withdrawal soon, old c...
by Batman
Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:08 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Moderator Terror Squad Sing-Off!
Replies: 8
Views: 2020

As the duly-elected... Treasurer of the Moderator Terror Squad Reservists, it falls upon me to take role and ensure we have all arrived from the deepest reaches of the... cosmos thanks to my Bat-Matter Transmoportalator. And no existing thread seems more appropriate than this one. I... the Caped Cr...
by Batman
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:57 pm
Forum: comedy
Topic: The Joker... not funny
Replies: 28
Views: 18216

The Joker... not funny

Citizens, please be on the lookout for the Joker. He can be identified by the white makeup... which covers his moustache. He is likely to be attempting to rob the Gotham National Bank. If you see him, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself... as he may do something truly despicable and heinous, m...
by Batman
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:48 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Batman Begins: The best superhero film of all time
Replies: 329
Views: 37484

Personally, I don't find the... fascination with making superhero films dark. I don't go out at night. It's hard to see in the dark when wearing this... costume . I was gravely insulted by one detail in this film: they forgot the eyebrows on my costume... again . Such an important detail, so easily...
by Batman
Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:18 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Holy banishment Batman
Replies: 17
Views: 10765

Could it... be? captain funtime... cloned from Robin?
by Batman
Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: Frank Miller
Replies: 20
Views: 7733

Frank Miller... totally... missed the point of what it means to be Batman. I am not a murderous psychopath , nor are my... archfoes . The worst crime that has ever been committed in Gotham is bank robbery. We only have one bank in town, and it seems to be robbed quite often. If it's not the Joker r...
by Batman
Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:15 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Rest in peace, "Untapped Boobie Source" thread
Replies: 22
Views: 5604

Fear not, citizens! Although I initially investigated this thread because it was begun by an archfoe of one of the inferior latter-day carbon-copies of myself, I feel the pain of losing such a valued resource. Robin and I shall not rest, shall not cease inputting variables into the Bat-Computer, un...
by Batman
Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: THE DESERT ISLAND
Replies: 112
Views: 35708

The category is "You're Fucked" The answer is Dell Rusk. And the question, old chum, would be, "Who has brought the meticulous SUVs of justice swinging down upon his big toe with a fury like a Triceratops in a tutu?" I realize it does not make... much sense , and apologize. Howe...

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