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by Batman
Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:03 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Come over to my house and pretend to be Batman
Replies: 8
Views: 1959

Re: Come over to my house and pretend to be Batman

DONE.

THIS FAT TURD WILL NEVER AGAIN SULLY MY NAME WITH HIS CHILDISH GAMES! I HAVE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO HIM.

THE FEAR OF THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
by Batman
Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:00 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: The all purpose "people are dumb" thread
Replies: 38
Views: 9878

Re: The all purpose "people are dumb" thread

MISSED YOU BY SECONDS, I SEE, ANARKY.

YOU SHALL FALL UNDER MY HEEL, VILLAIN! I HAVE ENDLESS PATIENCE. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!
by Batman
Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:35 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: BEHOLD! THE GODDAMN COW!!
Replies: 2
Views: 899

BEHOLD! THE GODDAMN COW!!

ground-beef_350(1).jpg THE COW SHALL NEVER TERRORIZE THIS WEBSITE WITH HER EVIL AGAIN! SHE HAS FALLEN BEFORE MY TWIN FISTS OF VENGEANCE! SHE HAS FELT THE WRATH OF THE GODDAMN BATMAN!! LET THIS SERVE AS A WARNING TO THE REST OF THE VILLAINS OF THIS BOARD!! COWER IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF THE "...
by Batman
Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:26 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: The Fate of Batman
Replies: 301
Views: 44564

Re: The Fate of Batman

REPORTS OF MY GODDAMN DEATH HAVE BEEN EXAGGERATED! GRANT MORRISON HAS FOOLED YOU ALL, AS WAS OUR MASTER PLAN! WHEN THE VILLAINS BELIEVE THAT I AM GONE, REPLACED BY THAT PANSY-ASS GRAYSON, I SHALL EMERGE LIKE A PHOENIX OF ASS-KICKING! I CANNOT BE DESTROYED! I SHALL ALWAYS RISE FROM THE ASHES TO CRUS...
by Batman
Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:23 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Facebook status updates guaranteed to get some responses
Replies: 39
Views: 14198

Re: Facebook status updates guaranteed to get some responses

POSTING IN THE DAYTIME, WHEN I HIDE IN THE SHADOWS. VERY DEVIOUS, ANARKY! VERY DEVIOUS, INDEED!

BUT YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME FOREVER. I AM LIKE A RABID HOUND, SNIFFING OUT THE STENCH OF YOUR EVIL!

I SHALL DESTROY YOU!

FOR I AM THE NIGHT!

I AM VENGEANCE!

I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!
by Batman
Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:22 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: THERE'S A NEW ORDER IN TOWN!
Replies: 4
Views: 68203

THERE'S A NEW ORDER IN TOWN!

AND I AM YOUR NEW GOD! WHO AM I? I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!! DOUBLE POSTING, SPAMMING, IMPERSONATION, OR ANY OTHER INFRACTION AGAINST FORUM RULES SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED! TRY IT, AND YOU WILL FIND OUT: THIS ISN'T A FORUM, IT'S AN OPERATING TABLE-- AND I'M THE SURGEON!! SUPERVILLAINS AND SCUM WILL NO LO...
by Batman
Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:20 pm
Forum: movies
Topic: Oh, Yogi...
Replies: 11
Views: 2406

Re: Oh, Yogi...

Ah, my dear polar friend... and close bosom pal of Ace, the Bat-Hound, your encoding of that post was done... incorrectly. Fear not, though, citizen, for I have... utilized my secret Bat-Powers that I wield as a moderator of this very site to correct the... issue.
by Batman
Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:59 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: Celebrity Death Pool!
Replies: 1086
Views: 110483

Re: Celebrity Death Pool!

While your concern is... well-placed , I can assure you that Boner is safe and sound , enjoying a game of Lego Rock Band with my dear chum... Robin. I myself provided a lift in the... Batmobile, for such celebrity tournaments often attract... unwanted... attention. http://troubleinabubble.com/wp-co...
by Batman
Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:37 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Attention, citizens: beware... of spammers
Replies: 10
Views: 8468

Attention, citizens: beware... of spammers

Greetings, citizens . I have a bit of... concerning Bat-news to impart to you all this morning. We at vynsane.com have been the target of multiple terrorist spam assaults over the past week. The Moderator Terror Squad did not wish to... frighten anyone... however, it is best we all be on... Bat-ale...
by Batman
Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:49 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: why no love for the SlapChop??
Replies: 21
Views: 2148

Re: why no love for the SlapChop??

Robin, it appears there's been a breakout... at Arkham. I think Chief O'Hara can handle this one... himself.
by Batman
Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:32 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Welcome, Ran
Replies: 6
Views: 985

Welcome, Ran

I see you are new here, and... trust you will behave. The rules have already been spelled out... numerous... times.

Robin, keep an eye on this newbie. He could lead us to the Joker's lair.
by Batman
Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!
Replies: 22
Views: 4383

Re: The Douche Cyberwar: the crucial moment is at hand!

My word .... Snarf was a valued member of the same Babysitter's Club as my own dear... Aunt Harriet. "Is," I should say. It appears he... clings... valiantly to life, but just barely. Robin, get Snarf to a hospital. Someone, quickly... determine if Ratchet is one of the dozen or so Transf...
by Batman
Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:29 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: Hey, everybody!
Replies: 17
Views: 2080

Re: Hey, everybody!

This simply will... not... do. Although I am bound by the superhero code, which prohibits me from striking first, one of my... brothers is not.

Namblaman, did you realize that what you are talking about is considered statutory rape in all fifty states?

(That ought to do it.)
by Batman
Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:45 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: should i stay or should i go?
Replies: 79
Views: 7678

Re: should i stay or should i go?

I must concur with Robin. If you would be so kind as to let us know how you found... our site, it would help the Moderator Terror Squad greatly in their Bat-Marketing endeavors.
by Batman
Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:18 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: should i stay or should i go?
Replies: 79
Views: 7678

Re: should i stay or should i go?

Greetings, citizen . On behalf of the Moderator Terror Squad and all the... denizens of vynsane.com, I would like to extend a warm welcome to you. To bring yourself up to Bat-Speed, I recommend perusing the videos to which anarky linked earlier. Be constantly vigilant against the nefarious... Clown...

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